Ok I searched and didn't see anything like this so if this has already been made, then sorry, I didn't see it.. :P

Ok this game is really simple, one person will start with an "If" statement and the person below them will finish with a "Then" statement. I.E.
Person 1- If the sky was green,
Person 2- Then the grass would be blue.

And then the second person will start a new "If" statement..
Get it? Ok here we go! :D

If aliens invaded the earth,

then humans would be probed with alien sticks

If createblog didn't exist...

Then the world would end for cB members!

If Bush was never elected President,

then I would be happy.

If chocolate wasn't invented..

...then I would die.

If Jason (jason61992) was banned from CB...

...happiness around cB

If computers had never been invented...

then I'd be bored.

If you didn't have siblings..

then i'd be where I am right now.


if you were to be a bad bad speller,

dEn i WuD dInK tyPiN LiKe d1s is suPa CoOL.

If you were the opposite sex..

I would go out and buy new socks.

If you met chad micheal murray...

I wouldn't tell my friend just to see her get mad at me..

If dinosaurs still roamed the earth,

Then I would keep one as a pet.

If chocolate was made illegal..

I'd be where I am now. I dont eat chocolate.

If I were to hit you on the head...

then I would take back all of my hard work on your birthday.

If your nose fell off..

michael jackson would molest me for copying his nose trick.

If you were to win a million dollars,

then I'd hire a stripper. (Lying.)

If your boobies were fake..

Everyone will know that I have invisible boobies.

If I had two heads,

Then you'd be the sexiest person in the world.

If your nipple fell off..

i'd have a nipple-less boob.

If i were to pretend to kill you,

Then I'd hump you. (Wth did I just say? )

If you were a hairy man..

i'd have fun shaving myself.

If you were gonna get kidnapped by aliens from outer space..

Then I'd come back and haunt you.

If your legs were as white as the color white... (wtf did i just say?)

then.. i wouldn't be considered mexican?


If your ear were to jump off your head and run..

I would chase it lol

if yoh werent born

I wouldn't be talking to my hotoototot crush.


If i were to say 'i love you' to my crush..

HE'D SAY IT BACK!<3 or he should..

If i through this banana peel at you..

then I would fall n break mai head n I would sue yoh

if ur bf slept wit ur mum

I'd yell at my mom, then sleep with my bf.

If I had a really sharp knife,

i'd slit my wrist with it and drink the blood.

if the sky turned red,

Then I would not live. .cringes. That's a freaky thought.

If your best friend told you they were faking it the whole time..

then i'd be really upset..

then I wouldn't be where I am right now

if you were paralyzed for life...

Then I'd prolly go mental.




If ants were in your pants...

Then I'd leave them in there. (Eew. )

If your nipple fell off in public..

Then I'd pick it up and scold it for embarassing my publicly.

If you saw naked picture of you on the internet..

then I would die of embarassment.

If there was no school....

Yeah i'm lame.

Then I would have never been tortured by Biology!

If Columbus never sailed the ocean blue,

Then the Natives would have kept the land and everything would be different.

Lame answer, I know.

If you were dying in 10 seconds....

Then -drops dead-.

If I was your stalker,

Then I'd kill you.

Just kidding :D

If you met hitler.....

then ill cut is penis off and microwave it and then give it to him as a smoothie

If anime didnt exist...

then it would be one less thing i know nothing about


if you give a mouse a cookie

then i would give myself a cookie too

if you give a dog a bone

then that mouse better thank me.


If I gave you a glass of water,

I would give it back
(I hate water)

If you saw your mom in a bathing suit...

I would go f**k her

if your best friend has cancer..

I'd cry and try to raise money for her to get better wiht that surgery thing.. yeah.


If I bitchslapped you..

I would be in shock because I don't know you

If Star Wars was real...

then i'd laugh

if your brother/sister was a monkey