i'd point and laugh at her.




if you were a transexual...

People would run away from me

Id you were in a relationship with a Celebrity

then it wouldn't be true

if there was no hate in this world

Then we'd be having a lot of sex.

If Karl Marx's communist ideas infiltrated the US Senate...

take a shit in the toilet for 5 hours

if you were surrounded by 35 7-year olds holding a gun aiming at you..

Give them the candy and run away



If there was no such thing as internet...

then i would not miss it


If Jeremiah was a bullfrog

Then I would sing a song.

If you gave a pig a pancake....

I would put butter on it.

If I forced you to do 10 girl push-ups..

I would do them. Too bad I have no upper body strength.

If you met a hot french guy on the street....

i would laugh

if you ate a worm

...I would drink limeade to wash it down (GAHH EWWW worms!!)

If your mom dyed her hair pink...

then i would laugh

if all you had to drink in this world was bacardi

I would look up the word Barcardi

If you couldn't laugh anymore...

I would cry.

If you saw your boyfriend/girlfriend cheating on you....

I would bitchslap his ass all the way to Pluto.


If I let Britney spears into your house...

I would lock her up in my closet so she couldn't corrupt little girls anymore.

If I let britney spears out of my closet...

i would run

if cheese was illegal

I'd break the law (I love cheese!!).


If you had be another person for a day...

Then I'd be Brad Pitt so I can get with Angelina Jolie

If monkeys ruled the world....

Then monkeys would rule the world

If the sims were real?

Then i'd be one lucky bitch.

If sex didn't exist..

None of us would be here and AngelicEyz would have nothing to look forward to [lol]

If there were no fat people...

then you would not exist.

if chapstick tubes were the size of houses...

then my chapstick wouldn't fit in my pocket

If your ears and eyes switched places on your face...

I would be cool.

If everyone could fly...

We wouldnt need an air plane to fly......

If everyone where hyper......

then we`d all dance like idiots..

if kisses were deadly ..

i would kiss non-stop.

if i turned into michael jackson, and raped you...

then i would bite you... x]
if you bite back i will bite you back

I would add a reply.

If the War of the Worlds really happend....