I apologize if this was used before...

A man was speeding on a freeway and was pulled over by a cop.

"Excuse me sir, but you were speeding. I'm gonna need to see a drivers license and proof of car insurance."

"I'm sorry, but I don't have a drivers license and I'm on parole. But that's not the least of my problems. I stole this car so I don't have the registration or insurance, there're illegal drugs in the glove compartment, theres a gun in the back seat, and a dead body I murdered in the trunk."

"Ok I'm gonna call for back up, so keep your hands where I can see them."

Later when the backup officer arived....

"Sir, I'm gonna have to search your car"

The officer searched the car and found no drugs, gun, or dead body. He then said to the man, "Can I please see your drivers license, insurance, and registration for the car?.

"Right here sir." The man showed the officer a real drivers license, insurance, and registration.

The officer appologized to the man. "I'm very sorry sir. I was told that you had drugs a gun and you were a murderer."

"Yeah," the man said. "And I'll bet that cop told you I was speeding, too..."

LOL... clever..

THAT IS AWESOME......such a smart guy...ROFL...LOL

lol nice.... but he went though all those troubles just so that he won't get a speeding ticket?

coooooooool!!

wOw i should do that sometime when i get my car and see if it works

i saw that joke on funnyjunk.com funny

wow thats soo clever and funny!

No more tickets for me.

isnt it against the law to lie to a police man?

^ ya it kind of is, but hey it was only one cop...that was clever

lol!!! veeery clever :D

Most likely wouldn't work out like that.
Sorry kids.

omg...i almost had a speedin ticket once. i was scared..and im an illegal driver.

Haha, thats funny.

I wonder if anyone tried it if they would get arrested or something?

ya ive heard this one before
but its still funny

Awesome! I told everyone this joke. It could really work!

haha..*shakes head* smart..

oh wow haha. now why can't i think like that

lol...he's slick wit it

wow. i would never think of that..

heh heh heh.

good boy lol

I've heard that joke before.

lol thats funny but my friends brother got out of speeding by pretendin he really had to go to the restroom lol

LOL. aww haha that joke was cute