everyone do a yo momma joke. Even though they are lame, and old.
Yo momma is so fat when you jump you get stuck in the air.

:O
Isn't there a thread on this?
xP
Yo momma jokes are dumb.
>:|

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the topic was about people saying yo mama jokes... this topic wants us to tell yo mama jokes.

this should be moved to entertainment or forum games....

^^ No it shouldn't...

yo momma so dumb she studied all night for a blood test. hehehe

yo mommas so fat, when she goes to the beach the whale start sining.."We Are Family"

yo mamma's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has cher in a headlock.

yo mamma's so ugly, she makes an onion cry.

Yo mamma so dumb that she started at a Orange juice can because it said "Concentrate"

Yo mamma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

yo mama is fat, she cant even run after a guy with her purse.

yo mama hair so short she gotta use rice for curlers! haha =)

Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mamma is so short, she tried to suicide herself by jumping off the curb of a street.

yo mama so poor when I walked in yo house and stepped on a cigarette she said "Who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma so stupid when I said it was Chili outside she brought out a bowl

yo momma is so nasty i asked her where the bathroom was and she said pick a corner
yo momma is so stupid she saw a yellow school bus go by and she yelled twinkie!!!

Yo mama so fat that when she went inside an elevator, she had to go down!

yo momma so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds

your momma's so fat, she had to get baptised at sea world.

your momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

yo momma is so short she has to slam dunk her bus fair

yo momma's nostrils are so big you can stick quarters in them

yo momma is so heavy that once she took a step, the earth split in half

yo mama so fat, when she went outside with a yellow coat, the sun got jealous

yo mama is so dumb she sit on the tv and watch the couch .

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

yo momma so fat , when she walked into a party with a red coat, everyone screamed "Kool Aid !" [[ read this here in cB ]]



yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth

yo mamma so ugly they push her face in doh to make gorilla cookies

you mamas sooo stupid that when she stuck 2 double 'a' bateries up her butt she started singing: iv got the power!!!!!

hey> this is for momma jokes...or any jokes u can thiink of, alright. post 'em all> wehether they're dirty, clean,corney, or even filthy> i can handle ALL JOKES!

Umm, this should be in Humor. And plus there's already a topic about this.

well im stupid and new to this site! what do ya expect!?

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there's a kid in my class named Colin and we were teasing him (in good humor) about his reading abilities. (he is the worst reader ever, no one understands him). and he retaliated by saying:

Your mom couldn't read last night!

i guess it sounds like we're mean to him and he's challenged or something, but that's really not the case.

yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*in chinese accent*

yo mada sooo fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck

*no chinese accent*

yo mamma so fat when she went to japan in a blue rain coat they yelled TSUNAMI~!

yo mamma sooo fat when she went to tokyo in a green rain coat they all yelled godzilla!!!

yo mamma sooo fat when i drove around her i ran out of gas

yo mamma sooo fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued

yo mamma so fat her belt size is the equator

yo mamma sooo fat the last time she saw 90210 was on teh scale

yo motha so stupid she tried to push a brid off a cliff

yo mamma so stupid she triend to wash the stripes of a zebra.. tat was stupid..

and simmilar to another one

yo mamma sooo fat when she went to the zoo n saw the elephants they all sang "we are fammili"

yea tats it

Yo Mama is so ugly, tears roll down her neck because they are afraid of her face!

your momma so fat when god said let there be light he had to ask her to move

yo mom's so dumb, she gave a birth to a child who couldn't use the word suicide correctly.

Yo mamas so fat, that she is.. tubby. ROFFLE!

ROFFLE

































....NOT

ya momma so poor. i rang the doorbell outside. she stuck her head out the door and sed DING

Yo mama's so fat that... she has to use the driveway as an ironing board?

Yo mamma's so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat people yelled out taxi!

yo mama's so fat she jumped, and when she landed, she knocked the earth outta orbit.

yo mama's so fat she eats her morning cereals out of a satalite dish.

yo mama's so hairy she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.

yo mama's so dirty her bath water's used as a biochemical weapon.

yo mama's breath stinks so bad people look forward to her farts.

yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

yo mama is so fat, that it took me 3 trains and 2 bus ride to get on her good side...

whats the differce btw yo mama and a whale...bout 10 lbs...

Yo Mama is so fat she's taller lying down
YoMama is so hairy she looks like she's got Don King in a headlock!
Yo Mama is so ugly when she was born the dotor looked at her ass and then her face and said 'Siamese Twins!'
Yo Mama is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
YoMama is so fat her driver's license says 'Picture continued on other side
Yo Mama is so nasty she got fired from the Sperm Bank for drinking on the job.
Yo Mama is so fat when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move her fat ass out of the way
Yo Mama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo Mama is so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo Mama is so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks!

AHAHAHA. That's what I was gunna say.

^ HAH that one made me laugh =)

yo mamma is so ugly that thats not a hair line, thats her hair trying to run away from her face

yo mamma so so old she farts dust

yo mamma so so old she owes a nickle to jeasus

yo mamma is so fat and old she was announced a national momument i just made that one up hahah so lame

yo mommas so fat when she wore a malcolm X shirt a helicopter landed on her back

www.yourmom.com it's set up just like yahoo

Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.

Heeey. I never knew about that until now. Wow. Imma check it out.

Yo momma so fat she's got mc donalds on speed dial.