your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age

the bitch died

your mama so ugly, everyone died.

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorrillas in the Mist in her shower.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

Yo momma's so poor when I stepped on a roach she said, "Oh no there goes Thanksgiving dinner!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl..

Yo mama is so ugly, she was walking down the street and a cockroach started singing "We are Family.."

Yo momma's so stupid she drowned in "the wave" at the football game.

yo mamma so fat, her ID card picture says "continued on the back"

er---whaaat?







classic

ROFLMFAO... thats awesome..

Haha, I like that one! :D

I got sum too I will post them up l8r ]
Sum r funny but seriourly sum r jst really mean.
find them @ www.yourmom.com

''your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age

the bitch died ''

<< haha that was funny. most of them suck


Your ma's so fat she turned over and there was a celestial eclipse.
Your ma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out (the sweets)


...meeeh. played out really

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your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age

the bitch died

I am goin 2 use tht on sum1 now lol

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Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl..

Thts a really good 1 lol I almost had a laughattack

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Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

yo momma so fat, at the ballgame instead of buying one hotdog, she buys two!... come on, that one was a classic.

Sum I got off YourMom.com

-Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

-Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of the window ironing the curtain

-Your Mom's so stupid she can only count to twenty if she's barefoot

-Your Mom is so stupid she got locked inside a motorcycle!

-Your Mom's so stupid, when you were a baby she only changed your diaper once a month, because on the box it said "Good for up to 15 pounds"

-Your Mom is so dumb she stared at the orange juice carton for five hours because it said 'concentrate'

-Your mom is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window

All 4 now will post more l8r

^ my old account

im bored

your mom is so stupid

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said Airport Left" she turned around and went home

LOL AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAH

Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to alphabitize M&M's

yo mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
--props go to Sister Act 2--Greatest Movie Ever

Yo momma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

This should be a game..
Sorry to break the chain!

Your mama is so fat, that instead of skinny dipping, she chunky dunks.

;;That ones weird.

Gee, Suzzette, where'd you come up with that joke?

*Fob Accent*Yooooooooooooo mama soooooooooooo faut, when she jump joyyyyyy, she got STUCK.

Oh shit. Some of these are really funny.
My faves-



There's more, but I didn't copy them.

^LMFAO!

I didn't look through the whole topic but here's my fav

yo mamas so short, when she jumped off the curve she set a record for the highest dive.

this one made me laugh

Yo mama's so fat, she uses Mexico, like the whole country, as her tanning bed.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's only been married once.

Yo mama's so poor, your t*ts are real.

All from Malibu's Most Wanted... ahah.

yo' mama's SO fat, that when u slap her ass u can ride the waves!

yo momma is so fat, she went by the beach then a whale jumped up saying "IM TELLING MOMMYY THAT YOU RAN AWAYYYY"!!!

yo mama is so fat she rolled over a supernintendo and made 4 gameboys.

yo mamas hair is so blonde that when she was driving to disneyworld and saw a billboard that said "DiSNEY WORLD LEFT" she turned around and went home.

yo mama is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her.

yo momma's so ugly it looked like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

yo momma's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama so fat, everytime she turns around, its her birthday.

yo mama so old, she got Jesus in her yearbook.

yo mama so fat, I said "old mcdonalds had a farm", she said "supersize me."

^haha

Yo mama so black, she tried to bite a oreo and bit her finger

Yo mama so dumb, she thought quaterback was a refund

Yo mama so fat, she have to take a bath in the ocean

Yo mama so fat, everytime i turn around there she is

Yo mama so fat , she defies gravity

Yo mama so fat, everytime she breathes someone loses oxygen

yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

your mamas so fat that she uses a matress as a tampon
hahahahahahaha

Lmao, that ones hilarious.

yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to superbowl

This one boy told me this at school.
Yo Mamma so stupid that when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death.

[Ooops, just realized someone posted that before me.. Ehh.]

Well this one hasn't.

Yo momma's so fat, she ran after a bus full of white kids yelling "CATCH THAT TWINKIE!"

uhms heres a stupid one:

yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out

your mom's so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo Mama's so stupid that when she heard about the OJ trial, she thought it was the taste-test between Tropicana and Minute Maid

Ew it sucks D:

oh yea...

Your momma so fat that she uses Mexico, T-the whole country, a tanning bed(LMAO)

Your momma so poor, your t!ts are real



ok serious time, not sure if anyone said this yet since I got tired at the first page trying to read them all.


Yo momma so stupid, when she was watching football she wanted a quarter back.

Yo mama is so old that when i told her to act her age, she dropped dead.

Yo mama is so ugly, she's not going bald, it's her hair running away from her face.

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she uses 1 pad for 3 periods.

Yo mama is so short she did a suicide jump off the curb.

Yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a car that wasn't even moving.

Yo mama is so skinny she could hoola-hoop a cheerio.

Yo mama is so poor when someone rings the doorbell she sticks her head out the window and yells "DiNG-DONG".

Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on the scales.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving at her.

Your mother is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa!