-Yo momma so fat that when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.
-Yo momma so fat when she went to a resaurant, the waiter gave her a menu and she said 'OK'

yo momma so ugly they have to feed her with a frisbee

people probably googled those jokes

LMAO I love that one.

anarchy. -_-
Yo momma's so ugly, no wonder why your avatar needs glasses. (haha, i know it's lame.)

^ ooo, that was lame. -__-

yo' mamma's so fat, when she put on a yellow rain jacket, people yelled: "TAXI!"

I don't know if this was said, I didn't check, lol.
It's like, the only good one I know.

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon


lame

Yo mamma so ugly, they say she didn't get beat with an ugly stick but the whole d@m tree!

this thread reminds me of a stool sample i once refrigerated and reheated a few days later for the doctor

^lmao EW. that could make for a good yo ma ma joke.

This is the ultimate Yo Mama joke.

Yo Mama so stupid she had you!

I don't know if it's been said, but I effing love this one:

Yo mama is so fat/stupid/ugly, even Naruto couldn't believe it.

I don't get it :'(

Sadly, you'll only get it if you're a nerd or know a nerd.
Naruto is an anime character, and his catchphrase in the English version is "BELIEVE IT!"
It's really annoying, but kinda hilarious at the same time.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

No Life.

Your momma so stupid, she laughed at that joke.

Yo momma's so stupid she had you.