yo mama's so hairy you got a rug burn from comingoutta her ass.

Yo mama so hairy that she opened her legs and said, "Hey kids, let's go to Busch Gardens!"

Yo momma so fat, shes on both sides of the family tree.
Yo momma so fat, she broke a branch of the family tree.
Yo momma so fat, she takes posters, not pictures.
Yo momma so fat, she has pictures of food in her wallet.
Yo momma so poor, she opens her freezer and roaches throw snow balls at her.

^lmao
yo momma's so masculine, yo' poppa's gay.

i think i said that one before.

yo momma's so fat, the moderators can't take a joke and will call this spam.

[/b][color=#009900] Yo mama breakdance to elavator music for popsicle sticks

yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 30 minutes to cook 3 minute instant noodles.

im not sure if this yo momma joke was posted already, but whateverr =]

yo mommas so stupid that when she went to the superbowl she brought a spoon

yo momma's so ugly that when she tried to rob a bank the security cameras turned off.

Yo mamma's so fat she left the house in heels and came back wearing flip flops


Yo momma's so nasty when she stood next to a garbage can the trash men picked her up

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

haha! ^^thats the greatest!


"hey, who was on the phone?"

--"joe"

"whose joe?"

--"joe momma"

BAHAHA.

Yo Momma so rashy, she can make a fire start..
Yo Momma so ugly, her name is in the dictionary for the definition.

heh, i wonder if these are already said.

i heard this one before;

yo momma's so old, when she was in school there was no history class

yo momma so ugly that cigarettes taste like rainbows

YO mama So Fat, her Blood type is O.. oreO's
Yo mama so Nasty, she doesn't have Crabs She got LOBSTERS
Yo mama so Fat, her weight is Pi
Yo mama so Fat, Every where she Turn She end up getting pregnat

there's this really weird kid in my grade...he is basically bi-polar...so anyways, two years in sixth grade, he was like "yo momma is soooo silly, she named her goldfish Willy!"...everyone was like "MORE, MORE, MORE" so he kept going...sadly, i dont remember the rest

yomamma so fat she walked by in a yellow coat and the little kids said school bus.

yomamma so fat her belt was the size of the equator.

yomamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

=]

"Yo momma is so stupid that she put lipstick on her head....To make up her mind!"
hahaha.

"Yo momma is so ugly she made a onion cry!"

Yo momma's like a hardware store; Ten cents a screw!

HAHA! This made me ROFL!!

Your mom's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows, and gets put in the closet.

Yo momma is so dumb she went to a yard sale and ask the owner how much was the yard.

Your mom(ma) is so dumb she takes advice from 1angel3.

That wasn't even funny . Man, seriously get a life and grow up and leave me alone.

I agree that was lame.

wow, why does this thread still exist?

This thread still exists because you're mother is so fat, when the waiter asked what she wanted, she looked at the menu and said "okay."

HAH.

^ lol, my mom is actually really skinny tho.

Yeah...I just like that one.
I knew your mom was skinny, because, I saw her last night.

AHAHAHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

I love this kid.

But you still used the joke, Austin.

hahaha.

Your mom is so fat, she eats a meal for every second of the day, and still asks for seconds.

(that was lame..i tried T_T )

i have no idea if this has already been said

"Your Momma's so fat she puts a belt on with a boomarang"

Yo momma's so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had hair.
=]
REAAAAAAAAAAAALLY lame. But the topic told me to..

Knock knock.
--Who's there?
Sham
--Sham who?
I didn't know we were talking about YOUR MOTHER.

wow .... idiot? XD when it shoulda been

"yo momma is so fat when SHE jumps SHE gets stuck in the air!"

O_o

yo momma so fat when she turns around its her birthday

kinda lame but wateva i think its funny haha

your momma is so dumb she puts lipstick on her head....just to make up her mind!

yo mamas so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY!

this one i surpisingly never herd before, i made it up (i didint look all through this topic though so i dont know if anyone said it);

yo mamas so fat, when she went sky-diving people thought the sky was falling!

hehe, just thought of this one;
yo mamas so fat Serj Tankian wrote a song about her!

this one too! XD
yo mamas so fat and ugly people confuse her for Rosie Odanald!
OMFG THATS MY FAVORITE! XD

yo moma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

o.k. i dont know if anyone aid this one yet but:

yo mama so fat she gotta get her clothes from rooms to go.

yo mama so fat she played pool with the plants.


yo mama so poor, when i asked her what was for breakfast she took off all her clothes and said grits, eggs, and bacon.

Yo momma so stupid, she made this thread.

Yo mama is like a pool table, balls go in and out of her.

Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets put in the closet.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on 4 quarters, it turned into a dollar bill.

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

yo momma's lips are so dry, she started talking and made fire.

Yo momma is so fat , i'd do her .. cuz i do fat chicks .

Yo ` Momma is so skinny, when she swallowed a pebble, everyone thought she was pregnant.

^Yo momma's so fat, she looks like you.