Full Version: YO MOMMA JOKES!
Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats crisco.
Yo mama so ugly, when she walked into a strip club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma so old, she sat behind Jesus in 2nd grade.
yo mommy teeth so dirty. thoguth i was at the family piano...
yo momma's so old, when moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishin'.
Yo momma so fat, that for Halloween her trick was the treat.
oh, yeah? yo momma so poor, that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so stupid, a blind muted deaf man got a higher SAT score
yo mamas so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
yo mamas so fat there is no earth.
yo mamas so fat there is no earth.
'Yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a car that wasn't even moving.'
I got hit by a car that wasn't even moving.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat and walked outside, all the kids yelled, "IT'S THE SCHOOL BUS!"
I got hit by a car that wasn't even moving.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat and walked outside, all the kids yelled, "IT'S THE SCHOOL BUS!"
Yo mama's so ugly she is considered a monkey. that was stupid. 
yo' mommas so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs^
oh, and when she gets on an air plane only the wings take off
oh, and when she gets on an air plane only the wings take off
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and it broke.
Yo mama's so fat, scientists are going to use her to plug up the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo mama's so fat, scientists are going to use her to plug up the hole in the ozone layer.
I don't know what sucks more your jokes or your mom.
well...it doesn't begin with yo momma but...
well...it doesn't begin with yo momma but...
^ell oh ell. :D
yo momma's so stupid, she thought that square roots were vegetables.
yo momma's so stupid, she thought that square roots were vegetables.
Yo Momma...
...is Evan!
...is Evan!
QUOTE(Girthy @ Apr 19 2006, 9:20 PM) 
Yo Momma...
...is Evan!
...is Evan!
roflroflrofl
Yo momma is so old, she's older than 60!
Look, can we get off moms???
Cause I just got off yours.
Cause I just got off yours.
Your Mom is so old her social security number is in roman numerals
I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out
Your mom's so poor I walked in and droped a cigarette butt on the floor and she said clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.
Your Mom is so poor she can't afford free samples.
Your Mom is so poor, she borrows money from homeless people.
Your Mom's hair is so blonde that when she was driving to Disney world and saw a billboard that said "DISNEY WORLD LEFT" she turned around and went home.
Your Mom is so hairy she makes bigfoot feel naked
haha ok ok and here is a non yo mama joke... its kinda lame cuz i made it up
If they made a male's victoria's secret it would be victor tells all!
I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out
Your mom's so poor I walked in and droped a cigarette butt on the floor and she said clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.
Your Mom is so poor she can't afford free samples.
Your Mom is so poor, she borrows money from homeless people.
Your Mom's hair is so blonde that when she was driving to Disney world and saw a billboard that said "DISNEY WORLD LEFT" she turned around and went home.
Your Mom is so hairy she makes bigfoot feel naked
haha ok ok and here is a non yo mama joke... its kinda lame cuz i made it up
If they made a male's victoria's secret it would be victor tells all!
your mommas so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned into a gameboy
Yo Momma so fat, she has a season pass to Mcdonalds.
Yo momma so hairy, her feet have cornrows.
Yo momma so fat, she doesn't take photos, she takes posters.
Yo momma was on home makeovers: the cardboard edition.
Yo momma's head so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo momma so hairy, her feet have cornrows.
Yo momma so fat, she doesn't take photos, she takes posters.
Yo momma was on home makeovers: the cardboard edition.
Yo momma's head so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
QUOTE(im just a stupid worthless boy @ Apr 22 2006, 1:10 PM)
Your Mom is so old her social security number is in roman numerals
I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out
Your mom's so poor I walked in and droped a cigarette butt on the floor and she said clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.
Your Mom is so poor she can't afford free samples.
Your Mom is so hairy she makes bigfoot feel naked
haha ok ok and here is a non yo mama joke... its kinda lame cuz i made it up
If they made a male's victoria's secret it would be victor tells all!
I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out
Your mom's so poor I walked in and droped a cigarette butt on the floor and she said clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.
Your Mom is so poor she can't afford free samples.
Your Mom is so hairy she makes bigfoot feel naked
haha ok ok and here is a non yo mama joke... its kinda lame cuz i made it up
If they made a male's victoria's secret it would be victor tells all!
ahah those are funy.
yo mama is so fat, when your family went to sea world they said thanks for bringing her back.
your mama's breath is so bad, you aint black she just breathes on you.
Yo momma, is soo Fat that here shadow even wheighs 200 pounds 
QUOTE(TheSpoon @ Jan 31 2005, 12:17 AM)
yo momma's nostrils are so big you can stick quarters in them
yo momma is so heavy that once she took a step, the earth split in half
yo momma is so heavy that once she took a step, the earth split in half
LOL
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Apr 22 2006, 4:14 PM)
your mommas so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned into a gameboy
hahahaha
yo momma so fat when she stepped on a scale, the scale said one at a time
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
Yo momma's so fat the last time she was 90210 was on the scale.
Yo momma's so fat the last time she was 90210 was on the scale.
YO MAMMA so stupid when someone says aww a dead birdie she looks up and says wherr? where? 
Yo MAMA was born SOOO ugly that when the doctor saw her head pop out he started yellin, "THE MARSIANS ARE COMING THE MARSIANS ARE COMING!!!"
yo mama is so stupid cos shes just stupid.
hahhaa. okay. I cant think of any yo mama jokes
hahhaa. okay. I cant think of any yo mama jokes
QUOTE(tainted_angel @ May 2 2006, 12:54 PM)
Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay."
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
yo momma so dumb, she thought tiger woods was a forest.
yo momma so dumb she failed a survey.
yo momma so nasty her crabs use her tampon as a getaway rope.
yo momma so nasty, i went in her refridgerator and saw roaches gettining batized in pickle juice.
yo momma so dumb she failed a survey.
yo momma so nasty her crabs use her tampon as a getaway rope.
yo momma so nasty, i went in her refridgerator and saw roaches gettining batized in pickle juice.
QUOTE(-lana @ Oct 23 2005, 1:27 PM)
Your mama is so fat, that instead of skinny dipping, she chunky dunks.
;;That ones weird.
;;That ones weird.
That's the funniest one I've ever heard.
first natimarie u r a total party pooper and second yo momma is so dum it took her 2 hours 2 watch 60 minutes
That's the funniest one I've ever heard.
That is a total ROFL CHOPPTER
QUOTE(GetMiNE_GetY0URS @ Jul 3 2006, 7:36 PM)
That's the funniest one I've ever heard.That is a total ROFL CHOPPTER
yo momma so fat when she gets in the bathtub all the water gets out
yo mama so black, she went to
night school and got marked absent.
that was directly from YO MAMA show.
it gets repeated a lot
night school and got marked absent.
that was directly from YO MAMA show.
it gets repeated a lot
wow corny alert.
Yo mama is so fat, that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backin up.
Yo mama is so old, that when I told her to act her own age, she died...
Yo mama is so fat, that you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side...
Yeah people probably have heard those already. They're not mine, but I think they're hilarious.
Yo mama is so old, that when I told her to act her own age, she died...
Yo mama is so fat, that you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side...
Yeah people probably have heard those already. They're not mine, but I think they're hilarious.
yo mommas so skinny she fell through the toilet... Iono if this one was already up here.. sory if it is.. im to lazy to look through all the jokes
Yo momma is so fat she ate Chuck Norris.
QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Apr 22 2006, 5:14 PM)
your mommas so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned into a gameboy
I don't have any yo mama's. I used to but I forgot them all. I'll post when I remember, lol.
You're so ugly, when you came out of your mom, she saw you and tried to push you back in.
QUOTE(just_rissa @ Aug 11 2006, 2:24 AM)
You're so ugly, when you came out of your mom, she saw you and tried to push you back in.
Read the title of the topic
I heard that joke so many times
I don't have any your momma jokes
Yo Mama so Stupid she put lipstick on her forehead...TO MAKE UP her MIND!!! haha!
you mama so fat, when i put a drop of water in tub and she got in it, the tub started overflowing
I hope this one hasn't been said yet..
I actually made this one up...it's probably obvious:
Yo momma so fat she'd even eat my joke!!
Damn. That was pretty bad.
I actually made this one up...it's probably obvious:
Yo momma so fat she'd even eat my joke!!
Damn. That was pretty bad.
i made it up so its bad....
YO MAMMA so old,shes got Eves cell numba....
I know it sucks, i dont like making fun of the bible but its all i could think of...Father forgive my sins....
YO MAMMA so old,shes got Eves cell numba....
I know it sucks, i dont like making fun of the bible but its all i could think of...Father forgive my sins....
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
HAHA that is a good one.
Yo Mama is so ugly she made me forget my own joke!
Yo Mama is so ugly she made me forget my own joke!
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
AHAHAH classik...this is a funny thread
QUOTE(gles_so_def @ Aug 29 2006, 8:17 PM)
you mama so fat, when i put a drop of water in tub and she got in it, the tub started overflowing
AHAHAH classik...this is a funny thread
yo mamas mustache is so thick looks like she wiped her mouth with a soggy oreo
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