Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"


EDiT: Found this on a joke site.

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ahahahahhaahahha i get it!

Lol, I thought it was funny and had to be posted. :P

hahah ewww!!!!

that's funny...i feel sorry for the dad

lmao! haha so dirty.. poor dad

hhahhahaha now thatw as funny poor dad.

ha..lol poor him

dope unutha klassik shit ur on a roll

lol, I've heard this before, and it still gets me! :D

Clever, but it's absolutely disgusting.

i don't get the blowing-up part!

agreed

i'm suprised johnny's parents have stayed together for so long...i mean they're in soo many jokes like that...

LMFAO gross but so funny lol

hahahahhaha

naaaughty naughty

That is old but still funny as hell.

LOL! Shame on the Uncle.

I wonder when Johnny actually lives a normal life?

lol, took me a bit but it was funny!

EWWW! gross. poor kid

.. .. EWW! lol

AHHAHAHHAHAHA thats soo funny.