Simple Rules. Just ask a "would you rather" question. enjoy and have fun

Ill start..

Would you rather die for your best friend or die for your mother?

Die for my mommy.

Would you rather lick a cat or lick a dog? (Rondom. xD)

Lick a dog.

Would you rather eat 30 package of ketchup or 30 package of mustard?

ketchup

would you rather eat shit or drink piss

drink piss

would you rather go out with michael jackson or get pegged by a baseball right in your face

pegged by a baseball right in your face

would you rather chop off one leg or one arm

neither. they are both important.

would you rather keep your friends or money?

Friends.

Would you rather die peacefully but alone, or surrounded by friends and die a gory death?

anyways.
die peacefully but alone

would you rather have one eye or one ear

both. but if i had to choose, one ear.

would you rather die by being drawn&quartered or bitten to death by crazy dogs?

why is it called "v1 kangsta"?

bitten to death by dogs..

would u rather give up t.v or the internet?

Give up TV.

Would you rather eat a worm or spider? (EWW. I can't believe I'm asking that.)

Eat a worm. It's better than eating a crunchy spider. ::shudders::

Would you rather.....

Wear contacts or wear glasses?

Contacts of course!

Would you rather jump off a cliff or an airplane?

An airplane.

Would you rather make-out with a monkey or a person (the same sex)?

jump off a cliff

would you rather be a female or male?

Girls rule!

Would you rather sniff some one's sweaty armpit or suck some one's toe?

Oh my.... thats a toughy one....

I'd do the toe because it has a chance of being clean...unlike the sweaty armpit to sniff. ::shudders::

Would you rather...

Die of the heat(Die in the desert) or die of the freezing cold(freeze to death)?

Die in the desert. Don't ask.

Would you rather choose me as your girlfriend or choose your mom as your girlfriend? (Lmfao.)

I'd reluctantly choose you (but only because there's another girl on my mind ).

Would you rather fall in love and be happy, or make money and be happy?

Money. The person you love may break your heart one day. Money can last forever, at leat I think so.

Would you rather have orange juice or apple juice?

orange juice

would you rather be John Kerry or George Bush?

Kerry

Would you rather eat a tub of icecream when it's -5 degrees or wear 10 layers in a hot dessert?

Eat icecream when -5 degrees.

Would you drink a gallon of water nonstop or a liter of prune juice?

gallon of water nonstop

Would you rather have sex with your best friend or punch your best friend in the face

i would have sex with my best female friend

would you rather f**k your sister while she was shitting at the same time or slap your grandmother with your d**k?

LMFAAAAAAAAO. I'd slap my grandmother with my weiner, psh, if I had one. Don't ask.

Would you rather give up your hair or give up your nose?

lol..give up my hair

would you rather wait 7 hours on a line to go on a roller coaster or go outside naked and run around the streets?

Wait 7 hours on a line to a roller coaster.

Would you rather live alone in the city or with friends and family in an isolated village?

Family and Friends, I don't care where I live, as long as I have them beside me.

Would you rather give up all of your fingers or give up all of your toes?

toes i guess :\

would you rather f**k a dead animal or piss all over your grandfather every day for a week

ROFL piss all over my grandfather every day for a week bytch!! XDD

would you rather stick your d**k against your principal or swallow your grandma's poop?

stick my d**k against my principal..

would you rather fall&die 100 feet from the sky or drown 100 feet below the ocean. iono?

die from the sky

get raped by michael jackson, rkelly, mike tyson, and jadakiss or get castrated on national television

I would let them castrate me on national television, get a sex change like ciara, become a lesbian and marry alicia keys















Woul you rather marry a horse or stand naked in the auditorium in front of the whole school?

I would stand naked in the auditorium.... behind the curtains.




Would you rather die from choking on a pretzel or a peanut?

lol what?

um peanut.

would you rather marry someone 30 years younger or 30 years older?

younger.. but as of now, that's in the negatives.

hm. would you rather be the sun or the moon?

the moon, yo! lol wtf

die your hair purple or green?

green.....

would you rather eat a roach or eat a cricket...(random)

edit:// i heard crickets are better than roaches

grasshopper =)

cut the grass with nothing but scissors or clean you bathroom floor with nothing but soap water and YOUR toothbrush

the grass...haha my grass is not even growing!

would you rather smash your fingers or smash your toes?

mah toes.

would you rather have one nipple or 3 nipples

3. usually the third one look likes a bump. you don't really notice it.

your mom cuts your hair off while you're sleeping

or

she paints your nails pink while you're sleeping

Mother paints my nails pink while I am asleep.

Falling asleep while peeing or falling asleep showering. -- It happens to me when I am fatigue.

HAHAHAHA. Umm.... I'd like to say shower, but knowing me and my luck, I'd manage to drown myself... even though we have a stand-up shower, I'd still find a way. So I guess peeing. I'm sitting down, right?

(That was awkward.)

Would you rather date a guitar player or a drummer?

omfg that is so hard. im so attracted to both. ugh...
probably a... um... i really don't know
both at the same time. oh baby.
(okay fine, drums )



tell your mom your a porn star, or your a prostitude.

uhh .. a pornstar .. lol ..



choice of death -- being smashed SUPER hard agaisnt a wall .. or getting your body parts ripped apart ? :shifty

being smashed SUPER hard agaisnt a wall...the pain wouldn't last as long



have sex with your brother or your dog

Dmn this is hard hmmm dog.. lolz :/

Would you ather be a he/she (Have both) Or have none lol