The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men
and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

lol, ur supposed to stop after u find out the gun is not loaded

funny...women aren't that evil ya know...unless.

lols. pretty funny.

lols

haha , pretty funny.

Ha ha, the moral is: Don't mess with women!

Or the other moral...

Women are more fit to be assassins than men.

wow. thats an interesting joke (:

Haha..that was quite funny.

Haha wow.. wait, FBI hire assassins?

teehee. that made me chickle. And we arent evil. Most women wanna kill their husbands sometime of another. cuz theyre such jackasses.

haha ..lmao

True dat. lol Women aren't that evil..

hah that's funny.

That was one of the best jokes I've heard in a hot minute.

women are only evil is u piss em off damn then thare EVIL

Oh my goodness. That's so not cool. Nah, he must have deserved it. hehe

LOL a women WOULD probably do that

ahahaha whats that suppose to mean? women arent ALL evil...