Sorry if you guys don't find this funny, but it made me smile the first time I read it.
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A man is walking on a beach and finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The Genie says, "Alright, I'll grant you three wishes. But remember, I'm a lawyer's Genie. Whatever you wish for, lawyers get double."

The man thinks for a moment. "Okay, I want a ten million bucks." The Genie reminds him, "Alright, but lawyers will get twenty million." And poof, ten million bucks appear.

The man thinks again. "I want a Ferrari." The Genie says, "Okay, but remember that lawyers will get two Ferraris." A Ferrari appears before the man.

"This is your last wish. Lawyers get double, remember," says the Genie. The man thinks hard for a few minutes.

"Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

There was something like this, except instead of kidneys, it was
"I wanna be beaten half to death."

I've read something similar like this except it wasabout a man a nd a woman.

That's one stupid guy...

Haha, I liked that one.

ahaha that one made me smile xD<3 nice one ahaha i agree with fo0d he should`ve said something like "i wanna be half beaten to death."

i dont get it; someone explain?

LOLSS. i get it;

lol. that made me smile.

i don't get it either.

i think the other version is better.

i've never read another version. is that the one foOd was talking about with being beaten half to death?

hmm. i'd rather donate a kidney than be beaten half to death :P but hey, i guess the other one is easier to get.