Ok post anything that you saw/heard/read about from anything, anywhere.

Heres mine:

I saw on the news that a woman is sueing a furnature store for 500,000 bucks for the lady tripping over her own son... and the lady won...

This should go in the Lounge

MOVED

well atleast its sorted out...

continue with the stories

This thief, broke into someone's house, and while he was climbing through the garage window he hurt himself and was unable to get out. Therefore, sued the owner of the property and won.

And that guy from McDonald's. Burning his hand with his coffee.

And the chick from Wendy's who got her dead Aunt's finger and stuck it into some Wendy's chili to get some cash.

yes ive heard the first two before... but not the 3rd?

anyways, heres anothr

Ah damn... i forgot.. oh yes,

A guy on the internet made a site about him gonna eat his pet rabbit unless he gets 50,000 by the end of this year. Sad thing is, hes got 40,000 already... what a scam...

Yeah.. Save Toby. Oh man. What a cute little bunny. :D

But anyways. You've never heard of the Wendy's Chili one? She didn't win. They found out it was her Aunts finger.. this happened like. This month.

a robber finished robbing a house and fell off the house roof and sued the owner


someone sued another guy when he slipped on the guys sidewalk

Yeah well this is all about suing people so I'll just mix it up a bit:

On my street, a man (relatively young) was visiting an elderly woman. I suppose he was helping her or something. One day, when he went to her house, the woman's son opened the door. He started yelling at the man and threatening him; he didn't want him to come back. So anyway, the man said, "Why shouldn't I come back? If she wants me to go away she'll say so!". So what did the son do? He found a metal pipe and chased the man into the street. Then he tried to kill him with it. Now, this was all in public, and I was watching from my window. Luckily the man wasn't injured, and the son was taken into custody.

How can u rob someones house, fall, sue the owner, win, and not even get caught by the police??? thats insane.

Haha, I heard this a long time ago, where this theif was robbing a store, and he had a gun. The clerk said he was willing to buy the gun FROM the theif, and the theif accepted. Right when the theif is about to leave, the clerk points the gun at the theif and says "Freeze"... what a smart person...

Also, I remember the mailman slipped on one of my neighbor's front steps and broke his wrist. He threatened to sue them, but my neighbors are lawyers.. heheh...

Ahahaha, that made me laugh.

i dont remember anything like these. .i'll comment later on

hahahaha
my friend brit..
(karas sister)
one time thought that a sheep could be mixed with a dog. shes extremely....smart. <3

a robber can do that? jeez what has become of today's society!?!?!?!

O, I read that this guy bet that some team would win, and he was so convinced that they would win he said he'd cut off his testicles if they didn't. Well, the team lost, and he kept his end of the bet. And he showed thim that he did.

Yeah, I've heard about that. How sad.

Hm. There's that one where the finger was in Wendy's chili. But then again, that was already mentioned. And so was the guy who got burned by the mcdonalds coffee.

Ohhh. There were these one or two girls in middle school and they were baking a cake for some sort of class project thing. They put bleach and glue in it I think people that ate it sued, but I'm not too sure. They came up with the excuse that one of the girls had some sort of mental disease. People these days.

hahahhaha that is funny

hmm i know some i just cant remember them atm.

in a restraunt, a guy knowcked over his water and stood up to leave and slipped on an icce cube from his drink that he spilled about 3 seconds ago. he sued the restraunt.

a robber went into a bank with a real gun and only took about ten dollars.

hmm

these stories are getting verrry interesting...

a guy was stealing stuf in the camera section, a lady took a picture of him.

a guy was robbing this liquor store and he asked for the money in the cash register, then he put his shotgun on the counter and started pointing at the things on the wall that he was demanding when the cashier grabbed the shotgun and pointed it at him

The other night, I almost threw my dinner plate in the trash...

paris hilton copyrighted the saying "that's hot." so if anyone other than paris hilton uses it, she can sue you

the happy birthday song is also copyrighted, so that goes the same for this.

i have 2, sorry, i cheated.

My friend juliana told me a story that went like: There was this robber that broke into a house, and when he tried to climb out the window he broke his leg. So he sued the owners of the house, surprisingly he won.

on the news when a burgaler was about to leave through the window.. but he got stuck and broke his legs. and he sewed the women of the house and he actually won.

I used to browse on these AOL pages when I was little back then, so one time I looked for pages that contained the word "rape". So there was this page that I wanted to look at, so I clicked on it. When the page finally finished loading, it said stuff like "Ever dreamed of getting raped?" and "Wanna get raped? If so, fill out the form." I was laughing my ass off.

i remember once, this woman put some coffee cup in between her legs [she was driving] and she hit a bump and the cup tipped over, causing 2nd degree burn in her lap. she sued mcdonalds and WON.

>_<

link? i think it would be a hoot to show my buddies this load of crap!

I don't have the link, as I did find the page a few years back. But I also do remember he asked for the bra size. Twas very funny.

i heard i guy tried to rob a liquor store and the clerk said that the thief was underage, so the thief showed the clerk his I.D. and was arrested at his house. dumbass.

*during a debate in bio class*

*dominic is reading a part out of the bible to try to point something out to the creationists since he's on the evolutionist*
brittanie (on the creationist side): is that a christian bible?
-silence-
me: no, it's an atheist bible....
-laughter-

seriously..is there any other kind of bible?

Okay... This sh!t is HILARIOUS!

I live in Philly therefore many stupid things happen. lol.

This 11 year old boy raped this 12 year old boy in a school bathroom!! I saw it on the news and his mom was like screaming at the other little 11 year old and the 12 year old kid was all clingy to his mom. I didn't see the 11 year old so I don't know how big he was or anything but I still found this mildly amusing.


This is another stupid Philly thing. But it's sad, too.

There was this rap contest that these kids were having outside their school. A guy didn't pay up his end of the deal and got murdered. From what everyone said, the kid was such a sweet guy. He went to a bad school but still got really good grades and there's no one better. And.. HE WAS SOOO HOTT!!!! What a waste.

My teacher was talking to us about stupid things that stupid people do so..:

A man with a motorcycle regularly passes by near another man's house every 3 in the morning. The other man got sick and tired of hearing the man's loud motorcycle noise.. so.. He tied nylon threads around trees encircling the road.. So when the man with his motorcycle went by the road..guess what happened?? his head and arms got chopped off by those nearly invisible threads...he died.. the other man who placed the nylons went into prison.. stupid, isn't it?

I heard Nicole from Simple Life is getting fired by Paris Hilton.

uhh three people tried to sue mcdonald because they were fat.

also uhh this guy sent to 40 day in jail for going crazy in a burgar king and knock out a police ca window. why you ask? becuqse hes french fries were too soggy.

lol lots of shit happen is fast food restaurants

my friend told me that in a movie, there was this mother calling her own son a son of a bitch. lol

yes...