I was just wondering how many guys will actually admit to lying about it. I have before, and I think that a lot of other guys do. So prove me wrong, or just lie some more.

I would love to hear more people yell

I have a short penis and I'm proud.

Thereto: yes, I have lied.

rofl yes,










People are so perverted..why would anyone want to know the size of your penis? unless they wanna "woohoo" with you or something..then they will see for themselves, jeez. {yeah, ive been playing sims2.}

ive never had to disclose the size of my penis before...haha

yay for sims 2!! woohoo with three people in public haha.

I don't see why you would lie about it. Look at it this way, if you are to the point sexually that having a big penis actually matters, you are sooo stupid for lying cuz then wouldnt someone find out? yeah. simple logic on that one.

no? and im not telling it publicly! one of my friends knew it...

lol same with me. Friends never came out of the blue and said "How big's yur penis?"

i havent.... cuz ive never told anyone about mine... LOL

Didnt have tell them. Just showed them!

I like to go "OMG i have a 14 inch penis, I have to wrap it around my legs.


So yes, sometimes I lie. Normally not.

lol. I've told people I have a penis. But they knew I was joking because I'm a GIRL!

My penis is 2inches...

Erect

...I've never measured nor been asked the size of my penis...

i kno people who have
i mean..i dunno any guy who would admit that he has a short penis
so me and my friend make fun of them and go "I HAV A 13 in. D*ck!!" lol i dunno, some random stuff me and my friends yell out at lunch

wot wud b the reason 2 lie about it...if ur lyin 2 other guys just 2 appear 2 b more 'powerful', coz its generally accepted that if ur genetic pool dictated u got a schlong the size of a whole salami then u gotta b more of a man (lololol)...then ur just sooo gay...which is ok if u really r gay...but if ur not...it just makes u a twat and a loser.

If u lie 2 a chic about the size of ur cokk..well its either coz u wanna nail her, a friend of hers, or u want it spread round how much of a "man" u r...this is gonna really backfire on u...coz @ sum time..party, club, camp, garden shed...u gonna b called out bi a chic whos heard wot ur packin and wanna get sum....& oh boi will u eva b shown up 4 a dickless wonder.

U got wot u got and u really cant do sweet fekk all bout it...just use it often and sensibly and u soon gonna get a kewl rep, if thats wot ur lookin 4, 4 bein a bit of a stud, even if u r a short d**k man lol.

I aint huge but boi hv i had more than my fair share just by bein honest and, well, pure practice makes perfect lololol.

^ please do not casually use the word "gay" as a word for "stupid." it is discriminating, and could you please spell/type/use correct grammar?

and why would people want to know the size of your penis?

...well little girlie...wow u got sum front soundin me out

u wanna hv a row bout my casual use of the adjective 'gay' do u...

Ur not 2 bright r u...my use of the adjective 'gay' suggests that this kinda behaviour as suggested within the context of my post is homosexual...r u suggesting by inference from ur reply '"gay" as a word for "stupid"'that you believe homosexuals, or homosexual behaviour is stupid????

...since when did CB become a dull grey place inhabited bi boring PC inhibited losers like u dictating 2 me...u wanna bring it on then pm me rather than tryin 2 score points off me by tryin 2 look sooo superior in a thread...keep 2 the thread or dont bother posting...ne wayz this is a guys locker room and ur just a little teen probably virgin gurl who knows...wat? ?Sweet feck all bout this kinda subject.

Also...if u can quote 2 me the relevant passage in the CB rules that say i shud use correct grammar and spelling then i will....otherwise keep ur snotty likkle nose out of adult business babe.

I don't I admit to being small, and no that is not a lie..

P.S. I'm not that small I'm average..

i'm good.

If you're not just kidding, I feel kinda bad for you...

If I see some guy in a porn with a tiny d**k I start laughing or something. I mean... Yeah... I'm sorry.

What the f**k? In that, you definitely didn't use the term 'gay' in the proper context. And she never said anything about homosexuals being stupid. Don't try to act smart and teach us something new. Idiot.

Also, learn how to spell. No one knows what the f**k you're trying to say.

As for the penis issue, no one asked me, so I never talked about it.

oh my goodnes! you are JUST the moron i've been waiting for to brighten my day!



but, why would you suggest it was a 'gay' thing to do, and then say that the reason to lie about your penis would be to impress a girl? there is a serious flaw in either logic or understanding there



you realixze that it takes two to hve an argument? you could have pmed her, as well, you know. three cheers for raging hypocrisy!!

Oh em jee, lyk whn did cb bcuma pce whr sd lil cnts cold blabber on in ignrunse lyk ttl prats and thn blaym othrs fr prvokin thm?

wow. it takes a lot more effort to type like an idiot than like a real person. why not give that some thought?



and how old are you? 15? wow. im impressed. i think it takes more of an adult attitude to confront a howling bigot and imbecile than it does to be that bigot or imbecile. but what do i know? i AM 15.

and, if it wasnt already clear, i violently dislike you

as far as the penis goes. no i have never lied. it really is two feet long.

James.... i love you :p. What more can I say? Your ignorance/lack of good sarcasm is really annoying. Please do not make those jesters again. I didn't get ticked easily because you said I was just joking after, even thought it must hurt plenty of homosexual/bisexual people to have even more jokes about their sexuality added on to their life.

Haha, James, I skimmed through most of your reply because goddamn it, I just can't understand what you're saying. Hahahaha.

^^

good! then i made my point! i was worried it wa too coherent

jesters? gestures?

well. this is interestiing.

lol nicki, i realized i did that, and i realized that it was fine how it was
i was waiting for someone to read that part and be like... what?

jestures = jokes

gestures = act or sign of attitude

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Wait, you asked for us to prove it to you?

Does that warrant a picture? Because if so...

it's not about the size, its about the technique

let's take 2 cases and compare:

1. ex had a huge d**k, he couldn't work it at all. it felt like he was just shovin a bottle in and out really hard and quick..newb.

vs

2. current: smaller than the first, but that boy can work it.

which one felt better?
2

Whoa, haha a bottle really that shiz is huge. haha!

Dude, I love you. You're just.. too good. lol. And, loving the two feet thing goin' on there.

no i havent lied haha

.:tony:.

Nope & when I say i have a size 32 it's true.

My friend was talkin got someone online.....they said they were something something inches...and she was liek really what size are you...then he said a # taht was 3inches smaller than what he sadi b4

lol, I love that game, and I completely agree with you, who cares?



whoa dude, back of, what the hell is your problem?

and I completely agree, your spelling and grammar is atrocious!

why do guys lie. why are they so ashame? ..remember "its not the size of the ship that matters; it all depends on the motion of the ocean"... ahahaha :]

Not to be honest, the sizes of my thing is the same size as a straw. Wonderful isnt it ?

No I ant got no shame in my game haha okay maby once or so.

no i don't lie. i really do have to wear mine as a belt.

Yes, I have. :(

no.for real.i never lie about that....hehehe

It's not about size..it's how you work it =X

BUt you don't know how many times I've heard guys say how big theirs is..0_o..I doubt all those guys were honest...

Don't need to. If a chick finds it so important, I wouldn't care much for her.

nope.=) no need to. proud of the size lol for an asian guy hahaa

mine is short!but so what?
i wont lie my size!
size isnt mean anything

hasnt every guy, i mean, you arent going to tell a girl that you have a 4 incher, but that is not my size though, i dont lie that much

Well I read somewhere that no more then 5% of the population of males are very largely "endowed" so it's just natural for guys to life plus people think big thing = manhood. Anyway, I don't like. I'm a small fish but there are a lot smaller fish and I should be happy with what I have. Plus its not like it's going to get bigger if I lie about it...

i dont need to lie... those who ask can see for themselves lol

sike... actually no one has asked me but if they did i guess i would add 3 inches then its real size

is it half an inch?