no thats what your probably used to...

hahahaha...thats soOo cute..^^^^^^^^...I love what he said..perfectly said...

No, I do not lie. I got nothing to hide.

LOL!

i do that too!

i think all guys have lied about it, it is a natural lie

nope...seriously.

Guys in my class are always going off about their 8 inch penises. o_o

Wellnow, how about some strange stories.

I know a kid that always said how he had a small penis and all this, and well, we're big into Counter-Strike so...

He takes a picture of his penis, and uses it for his spray, so when he presses a button, it puts a picture of his penis in the game, so, he did that and...

yeah, I saw it, and he of course didn't lie.

Well, I couldn't let this deed go unpunished, so I had to go and do him one better. I had pictures of my penis ( for reasons other than this, of course ), and I sent them to him, and... he was a sad little monkey.

Bascially, I don't know anyone that lies about their penis size, and me, I'm the King of Shamelessness.

So yeah, I have no reason to lie, or hide it or anything.



Oh yeah, and I know none of this matters, but I'm telling you anyway, cause it's funny

LMAO...I agree...It's weird.....

uh....yea i lied i sed my penis was 52 ft long...hahahah no shyt i lied hahaha buh yea i don't measue my penis...its to big to..hahahahhaha

soo..que es el average size?

i added half an inch to it once or twice but now there's no need too.... i need to remeasure.. im not so sure about doing that tho... lol.

tra-la-la. nicki jus ttold me a story about two people f**king while drunk and the condom falling of because the guy was too small

i was amused. and that is slightly relevant

Lmao.. Why is there so much pressure on guys to have their penises be huge? No matter what, they still look gross.

^
agreed. cocks are icky. at least with smll penises there is less of it to be icky

omg my d!ck is so gigantic..." OMG My big a$$ d!ck sunk the titanic"

because of you women!

anywho, have i lied about my penis?

theres no need to hah

^that small, huh?








jk

i lie about my penis's size ALL the time. it's really 8 inches and i say it's 100 inches stacked.








....i'm kidding.

no your not^



i was waiting for a witty comment to that

Oof, I lied, I have lied. Just today me and my friends were joking around and I happen to jokingly say. "I'm an inch......OFF THE GROUND."

^

thats not lying, its joking, there is clearly a difference

Peni are gross looking anyway. I don't see the point in lying about them. ;x

^^ Fine Julia I'm 2 inches!

^
LOL. Eddie, you crack me up.

^

heh. its funy cause its true

Of course I've lied...

Yea it was a joke, but still a lie.

HAHA.
Nice.

I don't talk about my penis size.

And when I do in topics like this, I tell the truth.

I am kidding, im a modest 7in well a 6.5in i gained weight over the summer, damn that pubic fat pad

medium dicks rock.!!!!! <3333 the cock.

Mine is like 8 inches. Im not tryin to knock anyone. I dont care if mine is big. You dont have to lie about the size. If you think you are to small in the pants, just think: "Its not the size of the pencil its how you write your name."

no i havn't had to lie, because nobody asked

haha I didn't have to ask.

Well, It would be really hard to write your name with a pencil that you couldnt grip....

LMAO...
Thats true

Do women go up to you and ask you your penis size or something? I don't know girls who do that.

And just out of curiousity... to the guys who do lie about it... how exactly do you plan on ever getting laid? If you advertise it, I'm sure the women who actually answer you will be the ones who are into the big ones. She'll be rather disappointed, yeah?

^ Actually I've been randomly asked that before.

^^

me too

So strange. It's like women getting asked how tight their vagina is. It just doesn't seem right... rather intrusive and rude.

^

lol. i said 'two foot and too good for you'

i didnt like her anyway. ew. jess. ew.

John is like, 11 inches.






Seriously.

Meh, I don't think it is that big of a deal.

As long as you can rock my world, I don't care if you are 2 inches or 11. Hmm, well I'd actually prefer a happy medium but.....

Once as a joke....but i usually dont go around saying my size...

Is like 8 inches huh? Sounds like your guesstimating.

As for that qoute of yours its not true. Bigger is better to an extent. As for which is more important length or girth, well thats up to the physiology and anatomy of the female. But generally proportions are king, when it comes to sexuality.

^ Well I don't hold a ruler to it so yeah it is a guesstimate

I used that quote to make the mini-me's of the bunch feel better.

no. if a girl is that interested theyre going to find out anyways.

What do you mean by that?

^

assuming you were taalking to spencer, you're either really stupid, or really naive.

which is it?