The story goes that there was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady
got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking?

HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!

OMG! that was hilarious!! lol! nice nice!

Dang, you fooled me.

ahhhh nice nice nice .. =]

LMAO! i forgot the guy speaked english. LOL good one.

at first i was fooled, but as i was scrolling down, i got it =)

Oooh, good one! =]

haha good one u got me!

ahaha damn that was good i was like GASP. i was also thinking the butcher chopped off his sausage but maybe thats just me ? ...

lol, u got me there. nice one.

Meh, funny I suppose

AHahhaha, that's good.
That one got me really good.

Harhar, that's really good.

Woah...I didnt expect that. funny

haaaaaa.... funnie..

once our minds go in the gutter, its hard to get out

haha wow, that got me.

woah..lol

har har

good one.
you tricked me :(

That made me smile....:)

um...of course...i knew that.

LOLS; omgsh got me laughing.

LOL! good one!

ahaha that one got me cracking up xD

haha nice one

lol. that was funny. that asian lady sure is fine with flashing the buther!

i heard it before cept it was chicken wings, thighs and sausages lolz.. not breasts.. ew..
hahha!

ha. lol...you fooled me! nice...thanks for sharing.

haha!!! i thot she would pull his pants...ahem i forgot we are in london...his trousers down!!! lol

Ahahahaha. Good one. That one actually got me.

Haha, that made me laugh..:D

i was thinking the exact same thing

haha, that got me, too!

AHAHAHA. That's hilarious. If you didn't get tricked, you need to wake up and smell the real world.