okay heres the storiee... yesterday i went to mah boiifriends (we've onli been going out foo about 2 weeks) i met his mom... i was the first girl he ever brought home to meet his famili... and yeaaa... the thing is i went out with one of his closest friends about a month ago and his mom knew about it she says quote "i dont like girls who jump from one guy to another" and "im a straight forward mom, wat happened between you and ______" and i told her the truth... that me and him could never talk on the fone and noe that i found her son im once again happi.. she seemed happii with mah answer.. then we went to his basement and he kissed mee.. his little brother (8) saw us and ratted on us... she had a "talk" with me telling me that i was welcomed back anytimeee, but next time i must show her respect and obey her rules in her house... his sister drove me home and told me that next time if i want to make a better impression i should bring something, like a present like a "thank you foo allowing me in your house"... the question is

can someone PLEASE give me some tips on wat to bring and on wat to do and say cus im going back to his house on monday... and this time i need to make a good impression...

thanks <3

bring sake. so u can get them drunk and so u can have wild sex with ur bf on the kitchen floor.


iono. ask ur bf what ur parents would like. if they have favorite stuff or w/e. and just don't kiss around them, even if it's just a little peck. cause then it'll get all grr with the rents. and be polite and all that shtuff. use common logic more or less. hope it all goes well for u.

get them chocolates, that never fails

the typing is sort of hard to read srry...

food is always good. like a little snack or appetizer for the dinner. i assume that you have dinner with them

that mom would scare me..

yes definately, bring her favorite flowers or candy, not both though, don't go overboard or it will seem obvious you're kissing her ass...don't let her completely walk all over you

don't worry too much, you're the first girlfriend he brought home, this will all pass. she'll accept you as soon as she sees how much her son adores you. it was kind of odd for her to ask about your past relationship...that kind of personal...

get her foood (:
like... moon cakeee =D
and go like.. Hi Mrs. _______, and smilee really big but make sure it's not "unnatural"
try not to kiss him in his house anymore o_o

lols sorrie im trying to type as correctlii as possible but this is how im used to typingg...

yeaa.. i hope you guys are right.. im just soo nervous... i thought the first time would be easyy meeting herr.. but it turned out to be total choas... =/...

don't worry, u'll do fine. do not suck up tho. that's just sad. and don't get all nervous. then u'll get scared and might say something bad or w/e. gluck.

...his mom's weird. bring him to your house more often than his.