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just wondering..
waccoon
no. some friggin retard in my school puts axe on his penis (dont ask my why) and he said it burns, and he was hopping around for ten minutes. retardsss
CEP
You have an infected unrinary track if it burns.
That, or you put something IN it. ( PLEASE DONT SAY YOU DID )

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
LQ_Darksoul
passing stones maybe? It happens when your young...most people just don't realize it....
hair products
rofl i didn't say it happens to me..
LQ_Darksoul
Nothin to be ashamed about..I've pee'd a few times and was like "Damn that burns!"

Just more stuff in life... BTW passing a stone hurts like no other...I wouldn't condemn that on my worst enemy...
LuShuZxLaNa
okay isnt it one of the symptoms when u get std if you pee, and feel a burning sensation? NOW THATS JUsT SICK!
kryogenix
it's gonnorhea!!!!!
hybrid
QUOTE(kryogenix @ Apr 8 2004, 4:22 PM)
it's gonnorhea!!!!!

Hahhaa, that's pretty possible. biggrin.gif
LQ_Darksoul
Don't freak the guy out now..It may just be a simple urinary infection....
AngelicEyz00
yeah, it's prbably just a urinary infection, although when i think about it, it could be an STD
LuShuZxLaNa
hahaah... funny topic. but its pretty sad if he does have stds
Jiggapin0
Listen to Usher's new song "Burn." He tells you how to deal with it.
LuShuZxLaNa
QUOTE(Jiggapin0 @ Apr 8 2004, 4:35 PM)
Listen to Usher's new song "Burn." He tells you how to deal with it.

omg... hahahahah 'YOU JUST GOTTA LET IT BURN!' -USHER HAHAHAHA
hair products
rofl. nah i don't have any stds. i'm clean as a whistle =)

just trying to get some different type of topics into the forums
krnxswat
QUOTE(LuShuZxLaNa @ Apr 8 2004, 4:31 PM)
but its pretty sad if he does have stds

What'd it be so sad about him having stds?
xquizit
QUOTE(Jiggapin0 @ Apr 8 2004, 4:35 PM)
Listen to Usher's new song "Burn." He tells you how to deal with it.

biggrin.gif LOL
Just_Dream
What if it's a really SNOWY-cold day and you were FREEZING and then you went to take a piss? Wouldn't it BURN as well?! I mean.. isn't that what you probably are feeling?
AlwayzADreamur
no it does not burn to peee.. unless u have some kinda desease. ( Did i spell dat right? lol oops. )
xjjajeengx
woah freeky. maybe you have a cut on ur penis and wen u pee, it goes on it and burns? blink.gif
LQ_Darksoul
Maybe he stuck his penis in battery acid and didn't know it... Come on people, lets think of more stupid stuff he probably did _dry.gif
LuShuZxLaNa
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Apr 8 2004, 5:10 PM)
What'd it be so sad about him having stds?

i think its sad for a human being to get disease. i don't even think stds should have been brought into this world. it kills people _dry.gif sad.gif
krnxswat
QUOTE(LuShuZxLaNa @ Apr 9 2004, 2:49 AM)
i think its sad for a human being to get disease. i don't even think stds should have been brought into this world. it kills people  _dry.gif  sad.gif

Is it always their fault they get the disease? In some cases yes; in some cases no. Not all STD's kill. wink.gif _dry.gif
waccoon
QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Apr 9 2004, 12:15 AM)
lets think of more stupid stuff he probably did

he probably spammed in order to get 5 posts per day.
LQ_Darksoul
I bet he spammed his penis 5 times a day.. >.<
waccoon
QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Apr 9 2004, 9:19 AM)
I bet he spammed his penis 5 times a day.. >.<

i dont think you got what was meant.
LQ_Darksoul
No I did, but I chose to ignore it and turn it into something stupid since you've told me to stop spamming before.
LuShuZxLaNa
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Apr 9 2004, 4:02 AM)
Is it always their fault they get the disease? In some cases yes; in some cases no. Not all STD's kill. wink.gif _dry.gif

well yeah. but still. i hate stds. grrr, it really feel sorry for the new borns. when their mother have aids, and pass it on to their kids. thats even worse.
xjjajeengx
hey what if its not him? what if he's just wondering if it does?
blink.gif how did this you got STD thing arise? blink.gif im so lost now.

laugh.gif hahaha spam!!!?!? HAHAHA ^^ no spam allowed dass right. or ur penis is guuna burn wen you pee. _smile.gif jahahaha
jooleeah
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rofl. nah i don't have any stds. i'm clean as a whistle =)

just trying to get some different type of topics into the forums


he doesn't have anything...
hair products
they just continue to believe that i have. it's all fun and games
hybrid
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i'm clean as a whistle =)


Not all whistles are clean. tongue.gif
whomps
lololol not all whistles are clean AHAHA xD

..no it does not burn when i pee o-o; i think it'd be weird if it did..

spraying axe on your penis?! oh dear. oh dear, oh dear.
LuShuZxLaNa
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Apr 9 2004, 2:13 PM)
lololol not all whistles are clean AHAHA xD

..no it does not burn when i pee o-o; i think it'd be weird if it did..

spraying axe on your penis?! oh dear. oh dear, oh dear.

hahaha 'axe' stinks as hell. i dont even know people buy them
hybrid
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Apr 9 2004, 4:13 PM)
spraying axe on your penis?! oh dear. oh dear, oh dear

What is the world coming to.. eh? blink.gif
kryogenix
QUOTE(waccoon @ Apr 8 2004, 3:49 PM)
no. some friggin retard in my school puts axe on his penis (dont ask my why) and he said it burns, and he was hopping around for ten minutes. retardsss

oh, axe the deoderant. i thought it was the kind of axe that you chop with lol
iheartsimba
my 8 year old sister had to goto the doctor because it burned when she peed. haha she had like a urinary infection or something.
LQ_Darksoul
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my 8 year old sister had to goto the doctor because it burned when she peed. haha she had like a urinary infection or something.


Good story..Thx for sharing :-D
hybrid
QUOTE(iheartsimba @ Apr 9 2004, 4:50 PM)
my 8 year old sister had to goto the doctor because it burned when she peed. haha she had like a urinary infection or something.

Aww... oversharing though, but... aww anyway! happy.gif
CEP
QUOTE(iheartsimba @ Apr 9 2004, 2:50 PM)
my 8 year old sister had to goto the doctor because it burned when she peed. haha she had like a urinary infection or something.

stubborn.gif That was uncalled for madam.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
SkYlIneZx4xLiF
i never burned.except when i had a fever.....
stryker76
my lil bro had a urinary tract infection...they gave him pills to make him piss orange.....he thought it as the cooless thing when it didnt hurt....and he almost was able to sell it off as an orange snow-cone....
LQ_Darksoul
This topic rocks...
hair products
yea i like how u guys keep it alive. have u ever been.. peed on? muahahaha oh that would suck. been puked on, but not peed on.
LQ_Darksoul
Umm...Never been pee'd on...I pee'd on my gf in the shower... we were standing there..And I kept thinkin...Man I have to go... So I just went..She didn't even notice..I just stood there with a big smile on my face :-) I told her after i cleaned her all off...She thought it was funny :-)
wayne
this topic has made me feel kinda sick...... ewewewewewewewewewewew! burn!!! Burn baby burn!!!! You could try water?
LuShuZxLaNa
QUOTE(hair products @ Apr 10 2004, 4:56 AM)
yea i like how u guys keep it alive. have u ever been.. peed on? muahahaha oh that would suck. been puked on, but not peed on.

i've never been peed on. puked on? YES. stubborn.gif but, i have also been farted on in the face! mad.gif stupid brother
hair products
lmao darksoul. i don't think i could get away with that hahahahaha. pee on someone in a shower. good one.
CEP
QUOTE(LQ_Darksoul @ Apr 10 2004, 8:42 AM)
Umm...Never been pee'd on...I pee'd on my gf in the shower... we were standing there..And I kept thinkin...Man I have to go... So I just went..She didn't even notice..I just stood there with a big smile on my face :-) I told her after i cleaned her all off...She thought it was funny :-)

Dude. Haha.
She must love you a lot. haha
That was awesome.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
LQ_Darksoul
Seriously, try it...I bet you 5 bucks they wouldnt even notice you were peeing on them.. And yes, she did love me very much.. But everyone knows i do weird crazy things just because i can... This is my gift...this is my curse...I am Spiderman.. ah crap....thats not what I meant to say....
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