Full Version: is elmo really a virgin?
hahaha
hrm....
Okay, wth?
Course he is. He's like what? 12?
The count though...that's iffy.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
Course he is. He's like what? 12?
The count though...that's iffy.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
voted i never were to think of that.
never really thought about that
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Apr 8 2004, 2:19 PM)
Okay, wth?
Course he is. He's like what? 12?
The count though...that's iffy.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
Course he is. He's like what? 12?
The count though...that's iffy.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
Okay this is such a weird topic that.. yeah, its just weird.
I thought Elmo was like 3 or something!
Who's Elmo?
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Apr 8 2004, 2:36 PM)
Who's Elmo?
That red dude from sesame street.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Apr 8 2004, 2:37 PM)
That red dude from sesame street.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
He has a big potato nose..
I hate to be the one that has to say this but, I heard elmo sleeps around. shhhhh =x
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I hate to be the one that has to say this but, I heard elmo sleeps around. shhhhh =x
haha omg jordan thanks for letting us know that elmo isnt innocent but dirrty. lOL!
jackie
Was he with Sesame Street from the start? If so, he's about 50 years old... Ew...
Elmo definitely isn't a virgin. Do you realize how many people tickle him everyday? Someone's bound to have taken advantage of him. LOL.
Hahaha.... Pervert... Haha tickle me elmo....
stop posting retarded threads
lol, i never would have thought about that
awww ...poor elmo...ppl gossiping about it...all the popparazzi...he's gotta be stressed...DUDE, give hima break!!!!!
...poor elmo...ppl gossiping about it...all the popparazzi...he's gotta be stressed...DUDE, give hima break!!!!!
the tickle-me condom.
elmo tested, bigbird approved
elmo tested, bigbird approved
QUOTE(waccoon @ Apr 8 2004, 2:53 PM)
the tickle-me condom.
elmo tested, bigbird approved
elmo tested, bigbird approved
lol... i bet
he's 35
QUOTE(kryogenix @ Apr 8 2004, 4:56 PM)
he's 35
yea they had this article of sesame street on our 'chicago tvweek' tv guide
but hes actually 24 years old. thats when his puppeteer,kevin clash played him.
this was a really weird topic i never would have though of that.
its like lambchops who smoked!
If you think it from the normal perspective, elmo is a puppet, therefore he could not have sex. So how can you tell if a puppet is a virgin? (That's just my say into this...)
i f**ked elmo hardcore
QUOTE(The Last Gunslinge @ Apr 8 2004, 7:29 PM)
i f**ked elmo hardcore
*gone blind
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Elmo definitely isn't a virgin. Do you realize how many people tickle him everyday? Someone's bound to have taken advantage of him. LOL.
ahaha
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i f**ked elmo hardcore
of course hes not a virgin...Sesame Street is like 35 years old...dat guy must be around his late 50s..prolly have kids..and who knows he must be a grandpa lol 
isnt someone's hand always up his...yeah. nm haha i duno!
I never really touched Elmo. I'm safe! Hahahah~
QUOTE(The Last Gunslinge @ Apr 8 2004, 4:29 PM)
i f**ked elmo hardcore
not until AFTER i got through with him
QUOTE(Jiggapin0 @ Apr 8 2004, 1:30 PM)
Elmo definitely isn't a virgin. Do you realize how many people tickle him everyday? Someone's bound to have taken advantage of him. LOL.
I second that. "Tickling" is very suggestive.
QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Apr 8 2004, 9:26 PM)
not until AFTER i got through with him
Wait, so does that mean...
He lied to me!
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
the simple logics of elmo gaving sex are irrelevant.
hmmm i dunno. but im not d type who wonders if a puppet ish a virgin or not.
well i kno that...there are bad stuff... they use elmo's voice to sound as a blow job... it's disgusting... my guy friends were playin wit my computer...and dl weird stuff... nd' they type on blow job, hardcore sex, sex, etc.... and i was so shock and scared if they had virus... so i told them to delete them...lols but they were crackin' up and told me to listen to barney the purple dinosaur and elmo from sesame street...and marlin from finding nemo doing a blow job...and making the humping sounds...it was gross to hear, but i thot it was reallie funny hahaha... and realllllllllllie sick...lols but good thing i deleted them cus im scared they will have virus...even tho they dont have it... i still dont want it...cus i think ima gona throw up if i hear it again....lols..... oh yeah.... my friend shawn and christina made a humping sound file.... and they tried to send it to president bush.... omq... i was so shock... but christina's brother was scared that he immediately deleted...lols by cancelling it...lols haha... newais yeah...........
After all these years he had to lose hes viginity some time maybe to big brid.
hell no elmos not a virgin, he a friggin pimp ! 
Lol never really thought about it.
[quote]isnt someone's hand always up his...yeah. nm haha i duno! [quote[
thats soo true!!! lOL...didnt think about that. like i said before elmo isnt innocent hes just dirrty!
jackie
thats soo true!!! lOL...didnt think about that. like i said before elmo isnt innocent hes just dirrty!
jackie
lol i think he is.
what the f**k?
Sesame street is pure shit... so is barney
And yes he's a virgin. In fact they made a movie about the time in his life when he lost his virginity, The 40 year old Virgin
Sesame street is pure shit... so is barney
And yes he's a virgin. In fact they made a movie about the time in his life when he lost his virginity, The 40 year old Virgin
I effed elmo when I was 8.. 
I like tickle me elmo
Tickle me Elmo is a teaser! BOOOOOO WHATEVER HAPPENED TO OSCAR?!
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