First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing, "he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."

heh. thats a good one. good way of showing people to pay better attention. still gross tho.

Oh my....

I wonder what it tasted like...?

oh yes, it mustve been delicious

....

i should start paying attention in class.

haha omg eww that's disgusting! I knew that there were reasons for paying attention in class!

oh wow...lol

ahha, how gross.
the students must have been pretty pissed off...

Holy...wow.

Hahahha...nice lesson =P

rofl thats funny but i think this was posted before

ew, gross. dead people turd.

and i've heard of this joke before.

Wow. That's....really gross.

AHAHA, poor students

LOL. good one.

Wow. The professor was a bit harsh, wasn't he? I mean, he didn't have to make his first-year students suck on their fingers from a dead butthole.
Gross, but funny.

ewwwwww! haha that was slick

ROFL
i've heard a similar version though. it had to do with urine instead...heh. still hilarious though

ROFLROFL, that joke actually got me laughing. xDDD Touche, professor, TOUCHE!

lmao...i'm planning to go to med school

this will be handy

ewwww!!! That was funny though! Gross, but definately hilarious!

I feel so bad for the students though....

AYHAHHAAHHAHA, that sucks. i cannot handle it.

lol that's gross. that must have tasted really bad.

HAHA! That's funny!

I want to puke...but DAMN was it worth it to laugh at that.

hahahha that is great

hahaha that made me laugh... thats a great one.

LMAO that's hilarious. Teaches students to pay attention. XD

EWW. that is REALLY gross. but pretty funny. ick

Whoa, I never would have thought about that. If I go to med school, I'm doing that. Holy crap, that's one sick professor

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

AHAHAHAHAHA. so cool.

XD Now that was funny. Hahaha.


Still, sticking your finger in a dead person's anus is disgusting enough...e_____e

rofl.. i heard that one b4 lol!

Aww man.
That's just gross.

Haha, gross.

HA lol pooor pooor ppl. hope it was sterilized!

O my...

i think i should start paying attention in class now >.<

lmao! haha thats good.. a good lesson in paying attention!

lol dats funny