Forums > playing with yourself

vehvih

Nov 13 2005, 11:25 PM

Let them be! If they can't handle their hormones, then some of then can't handle their own balls.

Fade to Black

Nov 13 2005, 11:46 PM

Eh. I've never seen anyone do it in class.

gr00vyswordsman

Nov 16 2005, 03:12 PM

Eww. thats gross. I wouldnt dare given high fives to pple......lool

vash1530

Nov 16 2005, 07:33 PM

yo that is some crazy shit!!!
If u can get head in class then all the power to ya buddy!!!
kinda gross but pros outweigh cons

Jeng

Nov 16 2005, 07:41 PM

in 8th grade gym, we had the ninth graders in our class, and we were playing/having a volley ball tournament, and theres this one kid who kept his hands in his pants all the time and when the ball would go at him,hed take his hands out,hit the ball,then put them back in,then when all the girls went to the lockerroom to change,someone yelled out "wash your hands!" ;x

ParanoidAndroid

Nov 16 2005, 07:48 PM

QUOTE(gr00vyswordsman @ Nov 16 2005, 3:12 PM)

Eww. thats gross. I wouldnt dare given high fives to pple......lool

yeah...i won't shake anyone's hand from now on

RiC3xBoy

Nov 16 2005, 08:03 PM

AHHHH Skeet Skeet Skeet!!!!

blah1234567

Nov 24 2005, 07:22 PM

one time on halloween in class i saw this kid doing it. at the time he was wearing a flash super hero costume so then he had a HUGE boner. it was hallarious! lol

theflashxmwc

Nov 24 2005, 07:31 PM

wtf. I've never heard of that before but I guess I wouldn't doubt it.

littleswallow

Dec 21 2005, 09:16 AM

hmm... there was this guy, a friend, who was playing with himself and he was about to tap me to ask a question when I suddenly pushed my chair back. Then he realized why I did it and said, "don't worry, this is not the hand i used."

somehow, though, that did NOT comfort me one bit.

MeLoNiSyUmMy

Dec 22 2005, 10:20 AM

yea, my best friend sits behind some other guy in math class and she actually saw him slip his hands down his pants and masterbate. what he was masterbating to? we have no idea.

sharpandcuddly

Dec 22 2005, 12:18 PM

Rofl. I've seen it happen. I guess more power to them, if they're willing to get caught.

illumineering

Dec 23 2005, 12:18 AM

I wanted to throw this out to Vozedale since you seem to be impressed with your extensive use of vocabulary and some kind of inflated belief that going to Juliard and the Holocaust have anything to do with masturbation.

I realize that I'm far too late in responding to his post as I rarely hang out here and the chances of him seeing this are slim. On the hope that he'll return, here's my response...

QUOTE

Immanuel Kant notoriously regarded masturbation as a violation of the moral law. In the Metaphysics of Morals (1797) he made the a posteriori argument that 'such an unnatural use of one’s sexual attributes' strikes 'everyone upon his thinking of it' as 'a violation of one’s duty to himself', and suggested that it was regarded as immoral even to give its proper name (unlike the case of the similarly undutiful act of suicide). He went on, however, to acknowledge that 'it is not so easy to produce a rational demonstration of the inadmissability of that unnatural use', but ultimately concluded that its immorality lay in the fact that 'a man gives up his personality ... when he uses himself merely as a means for the gratification of an animal drive'.

Oh well...if you think his Freudian view is valid, please respond.

BTW this quote is from Wikipiedia and is being posted in response to Vozedale's elaborate justification of his love of masturbation.

mzbbc

Dec 23 2005, 12:23 AM

that shit is nasty. i don't get how you could get away with it.

eg-
student x: *one hand under the table with his eyes closed.* uhhhhhh uhhhh ohhhhhh...
teacher: ...and student x, what do you think?
student x: uhhhh ohhhhh YESSSSSSS ohhhhhh UHHHHHHOHHHH
teacher: thanks, student x. moving on... erica- how about you?

illumineering

Dec 23 2005, 01:45 PM

QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Dec 23 2005, 10:19 AM)

^ Hahahaha.

Well I guess he really needed that Sexual Healin'...

^ Hahahaha.

WHOngos144

Dec 23 2005, 04:26 PM

jerking off in class??
people these days...

EddieV

Dec 23 2005, 05:45 PM

People masturbate in class?

LittleLulu

Dec 24 2005, 06:00 AM

...i actually remember a GIRL..back in 5th grade..that would have her hand in between her legs during class, outside of her pants...and just rubbing at a slow and steady pace...until she threw back her head. But Amazingly, students in china dont know about masterbation....its about 4 years after that, that i look back and realized what she was doing.

but she, nor did any of the other students know that what she was doing was actually masterbation!....she probably hit puberty at and early age.

RiC3xBoy

Dec 25 2005, 04:48 AM

Mr. Walker...Can you help me real quick...
Yes, what seems to be the prob...
AHHHHHHWWWW
OW my eye....

Hiphop d[-_-]b

Dec 25 2005, 01:03 PM

^ Ahahaha ! That made me guffaw.

QUOTE(xnofearx @ Dec 23 2005, 3:45 PM)

People masturbate in class?

Well, obviously (:

Im pretty sure some poeple i know have masturbated in class. Sex in the bathrooms, Head behind the baseball post. Fingering in the locker rooms. ( No i have not done these )

=/

steezahh

Dec 25 2005, 02:30 PM

i think they need to have a talk with their dad. haha...

EddieV

Dec 25 2005, 04:19 PM

QUOTE(Hiphop d[-_-]b @ Dec 25 2005, 1:03 PM)

^ Ahahaha ! That made me guffaw.

Well, obviously (:

Im pretty sure some poeple i know have masturbated in class. Sex in the bathrooms, Head behind the baseball post. Fingering in the locker rooms. ( No i have not done these )

=/

Somoene in my highschool raped a girl in the bathroom.

the orb x

Dec 25 2005, 04:22 PM

QUOTE(yanners @ Apr 13 2005, 8:09 AM)

that's disturbing.

we had a discussion about that in my psych class today since we were studying the psychodynamic perspective and freud. the conclusion we came to was that a person who desires sexual behavior even in class has a problem with their id-which is the pleasure seeking part of them.

bulllshiiiiiit

oXMuhNirvanaXo

Dec 25 2005, 05:34 PM

HAHAHAHA funny topic here. It is gross but like try not to stare. lol or through a peace of paper at then and lip to them to stop. Ha i I did that before.

Hiphop d[-_-]b

Dec 25 2005, 05:50 PM

QUOTE(xnofearx @ Dec 25 2005, 2:19 PM)

Somoene in my highschool raped a girl in the bathroom.

A boy named Zack attempted to rape me in the hallways and spread a rumor that he had sex with me in the locker rooms. When i denied it the rumor became He raped me in the locker rooms.
That was in middle school.

The most recent rape story at my highschool is April. She was raped at a football game.

spoon_fork

Dec 26 2005, 10:35 AM

ok, first of all... thats disgusting. i play with my self but not in class... duh!
those guys are maniac, they do that cuz they cannot get sex... hahaha
and second of all, they stink... they know that too much sperm stinks in ur underwear....

and third of all its very disturbing in class....

so my advice my friend: "try having sex in science class..."

heyyfrankie

Dec 26 2005, 11:42 AM

QUOTE(Hiphop d[-_-)

b,Dec 25 2005, 4:50 PM]A boy named Zack attempted to When i denied it the rumor became He raped me in the locker rooms.
That was in middle school.

i'm so sorry!!

ayu_ku_fan

Dec 26 2005, 02:49 PM

I'm noy stranger to you-know-what but never would I do it in class. It's just gross. And imagine what would happen if you got caught. It would be worse getting caught by a student than a teacher. You would get tormented for the rest of your days.

steezahh

Dec 27 2005, 05:14 PM

QUOTE(Hiphop d[-_-]b @ Dec 25 2005, 5:50 PM)

A boy named Zack attempted to rape me in the hallways and spread a rumor that he had sex with me in the locker rooms. When i denied it the rumor became He raped me in the locker rooms.
That was in middle school.

The most recent rape story at my highschool is April. She was raped at a football game.

their is this ghettttooo school by my old school. we once went their for a play the drama club was doing. woah! everyone was like dont come here. the halls were dark& creeppyy.. then my 'big sisters' cousin said that people get rapped their daily. they let it happen. ew. i feel bad for people who have to go their. only 7% of the whole senior class gradutates&passes highschool math. thats the highest grades. math. 7%WTH? haha.. oh well. i hope i dont go their.

Programmer

Dec 27 2005, 05:37 PM

^sounds like dc public schools...

ComradeRed

Dec 27 2005, 06:23 PM

So ironic that the most well funded public schools in the country are also the crappiest.

KrunkMuzik

Dec 27 2005, 06:40 PM

Just wrong. Im thinking they probally do it in class 'cuz they probally see the girl/boy they like and yeah...

the orb x

Jan 1 2006, 09:02 PM

you guys are gay go masturbate w/each other

Gerifan04

Jan 6 2006, 08:43 PM

I think the closest I've come to that was I was itching "down there" and my pants were a thick material that couldn't really get to the itch. So I stuck my hand down my pants and scratched the itch and then brought out my hand quickly lol. It was a risky move cause the teacher was walking around the class but it was driving me nuts.

Mr Chris

Mar 19 2006, 04:50 AM

well in class is wrong. im pretty sure girls masturbate also but i know i do it when im alone. its wrong whem ur cum is all over you.
i masturbated in front of a web cam for a girl that was cunfused about what happen

jeung

Mar 20 2006, 09:22 PM

hm. in class. thats quite ridiculous. but my friend told me about a kid who was doing such things in the corner of his gym during PE. he was suspended as well.

TAiNTEDxMEMORiES

Mar 22 2006, 11:34 AM

This girl in my school got caught giving head on the activity bus last year. So for the rest of the year we had girls sit on one side and boys on the other...She did it in class to, I don't get how the teacher's dont notice this shit...I know girls that do it. [we're slcik, we don't get caught.] But not guys.

wickedvampire3

Mar 22 2006, 04:32 PM

EWWW!

ReggieM

Mar 22 2006, 10:23 PM

iremeber in 8th grade me n my friend saw a guy doing that n were like whats he doing. we taught he had like a toy b and we looked over like three times to see lol omg when we found out he was jacking off lol we screamed so loud

Lil Dr69on

Mar 29 2006, 10:47 AM

hahaha.... tryin in new places is interesting :D kids these days

Teenage Mutant Ninja Meg

Apr 1 2006, 11:06 AM

Disgusting. At least ask to go to the washroom before you do the deed!

gamer987

Apr 13 2006, 12:55 AM

I was trying once but i was just rubbing it* in the back of the class room felt so hott cuz there was a hot guy in my class

Weird addiction

Apr 13 2006, 12:15 PM

QUOTE(Mr Chris @ Mar 19 2006, 11:50 AM)

well in class is wrong. im pretty sure girls masturbate also but i know i do it when im alone. its wrong whem ur cum is all over you.
i masturbated in front of a web cam for a girl that was cunfused about what happen

QUOTE(Chrissy P! @ Apr 13 2006, 7:55 AM)

I was trying once but i was just rubbing it* in the back of the class room felt so hott cuz there was a hot guy in my class

Ooooooook...

scenekidsgo__rawr

Apr 13 2006, 02:59 PM

It's healtht.
Schools want you to be healthy. C:

SuzieRawkSoxx

Apr 13 2006, 06:41 PM

I have a friend who has orgasms in class from just LOOKING at a hott guy.. Shes weird.... Kind of scares everyone when she randomly moans...

x1049

Apr 15 2006, 09:02 PM

ok i have a question

when guys do it in the middle of class
... where do they plan on putting it????

or do they not go all the way...?

TimothyMcmillon

Apr 18 2006, 03:25 PM

QUOTE(i_luv_monkeys! @ Apr 13 2005, 8:53 AM)

one me and my frend where in class and he was sort of playing with himself.
and it was very distracting so i kept watching. then i think he realised and he put his hand in my pants and it felt sooooooooo good

---> holy sh*t r u horny?<---

QUOTE(spoon_fork @ Dec 26 2005, 11:35 AM)

ok, first of all... thats disgusting. i play with my self but not in class... duh!
those guys are maniac, they do that cuz they cannot get sex... hahaha
and second of all, they stink... they know that too much sperm stinks in ur underwear....

and third of all its very disturbing in class....

so my advice my friend: "try having sex in science class..."

lol tru tru

o yea i jackoff but not n class, holy sh*t thats sum crazi sh*t right there

myrebelliouslife

Apr 20 2006, 05:15 PM

this one dude at my school like... during class... took it out and began to jack off.

mezeni

May 5 2006, 10:45 PM

um... yeah you pop one in class, it cant be helped... do you bring it out no(unless you just wanna show off your junk).

This Confession

May 6 2006, 07:54 AM

eee.
wow.
lucky you, he got moved.