bfleenor
Jun 24 2005, 12:20 PM
i have no clue why people masturbate in public. maybe to get the girls to notice? i have never done that in public. maybe it was in their heads,"SHES REALLY HOT!" and then ,"GOSH I GOT TO DO THIS NOW!!" ok that would be very strange but i bet some guys are like that.
Super_Shaggy
Jun 24 2005, 02:10 PM
omg i hate it when my nuts itch so take like 2 secs to itch then some1 yells out loud OMG UR PLAYIN WITH UR SELF its really annoyin so i reply ull be itchen there 2 wshen u get some hair then i get in trouble by the teacher for that comment
Joss-eh-lime
Jun 24 2005, 02:15 PM
^i hate when guys sctrach themselves. but i guess they have to.
maybe they are imagining that some girl [or perhaps, guy] in their class is giving them head...yea.
Day_By_Day
Jul 12 2005, 05:42 PM
yuck.
lKVNiiKINKYl
Jul 12 2005, 05:52 PM
Ah I remember one time in 7th grade in Math Class I sat near the back and the "jocks" all had porn and were getting hard and compared sizes while the teacher was talking...gosh dammit bringing back these memories...
lilJdawg
Jul 12 2005, 06:11 PM
That's juhs nasty.
enyceXaddiction
Jul 12 2005, 08:11 PM
eh i know guys who do it all the time. its disgusting really. one guy even told my friend to look below the table in math class. and his penis was like out of his zipper AGH
jaeman
Jul 12 2005, 08:57 PM
They're bored and don't like paying attention.
tears_of_blood
Jul 13 2005, 09:37 AM
=S in class?!
huh. as if anything in class is attractive. apart from maybe certain members of the opposite sex. still; WHY IN CLASS?! ask for a bathroom pass and play there if you really must...
ag3nt_sm17h
Jul 13 2005, 10:44 AM
TOtally agree with the nuts itching part, I mean cmon, when they itch YOU HAVE TO scratch.... It almost physically hurts when you dont... I have actually never witnessed this blasphemous act of classroom sexualness, but I wouldn't want to either...
xXMomoBubbleTeaXx
Jul 16 2005, 01:03 AM
I've never heard of guys doing that before..(lol)...but I'm about to be a freshman this year soOo maybe I might see it..
vivacious
Jul 16 2005, 11:39 AM
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haven't seen that happen yet in or out of class..lets hope i wont!
wonder__man
Jul 17 2005, 03:04 PM
dont get caught, dont do it, just dont, wait until you get to your bedroom
squashie
Aug 31 2005, 04:39 PM
this is the sickest stuff i have ever read before ahahha. but its funny stuff.
and wows lol. i never seen this stuff happen before. maybe cuz the NYC is moral. haha jpjp. well i dunno. its just really morally incorrect to be doing that stuff in class. i mean doing IT in school is still bad, but its understandable. but playing with yourself during class when theres someone right next to you? might as well post posters all over the school saying "im a pervert who likes to jerk off to ms. ________". its basically the same thing.
OhXiet_ItzDonnA
Aug 31 2005, 04:59 PM
QUOTE(i_luv_monkeys! @ Apr 13 2005, 7:53 AM)
one me and my frend where in class and he was sort of playing with himself.
and it was very distracting so i kept watching. then i think he realised and he put his hand in my pants and it felt sooooooooo good

He put his hands in
your pants? ew. ANYWAYS, that's really disgusting when boys play with themself in class. Yeah, it's probably distracting but I'm glad I never seen no one do it
Paradox of Life
Aug 31 2005, 05:04 PM
I saw a guy masturbating with a text book...
latinprep12
Aug 31 2005, 05:17 PM
Lmao...this is the most distubing topic i ever read....i read all of the pages and well i couldnt believe half of this is true....i cant imagine this..lol...well i know a guy in my school who they call
James The Jerker...the name says it all so i dont wanna ask him how he got his aka...well i never touched or talked to him before so i dont know...
aznxdreamer
Aug 31 2005, 05:19 PM
hah, personally im not against it or anything cuz people have sexual urges and if they're open enough to be able to relieve those sexual urges in public then fine, i dont care. but its still pretty funny when i see a guy jacking off during class.
heyyfrankie
Aug 31 2005, 05:26 PM
QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Aug 31 2005, 5:04 PM)
I saw a guy masturbating with a text book...

WITH his textbook?

he was probably humping the female section of his science book.
[/lame]
pSyCHoBanana
Aug 31 2005, 05:28 PM
QUOTE
Hm, leaving your semen on a doorknob.
.... What if someone stuck their vagina on that doorknob after. That would teach them a lesson.
ROFL!!! HAHAHHAHA
squashie
Aug 31 2005, 11:08 PM
QUOTE
Hm, leaving your semen on a doorknob.
.... What if someone stuck their vagina on that doorknob after. That would teach them a lesson.
im pretty sure that would happen occasionally.
hahaha.
HoodieObsessed
Aug 31 2005, 11:28 PM
QUOTE(ag3nt_sm17h @ Jul 13 2005, 7:44 AM)
TOtally agree with the nuts itching part, I mean cmon, when they itch YOU HAVE TO scratch.... It almost physically hurts when you dont... I have actually never witnessed this blasphemous act of classroom sexualness, but I wouldn't want to either...
"this blasphemous act of classroom sexualness" lmao hahaha
Those ppl are obviusly disturbed little kids, get a room!
toodlepops.
Sep 1 2005, 08:11 AM
QUOTE
He got his bodily fluids all over the desk
That's nasty. And to think you were only in 6th grade
jEllyBeaNs
Oct 29 2005, 01:51 AM
QUOTE(i_luv_monkeys! @ Apr 13 2005, 8:53 AM)
one me and my frend where in class and he was sort of playing with himself.
and it was very distracting so i kept watching. then i think he realised and he put his hand in my pants and it felt sooooooooo good

say what???

i hope i read that wrong!

please explain!
dearfriend
Oct 29 2005, 02:49 AM
QUOTE(JlIaTMK @ Jun 23 2005, 12:02 PM)
Hm, leaving your semen on a doorknob.
.... What if someone stuck their vagina on that doorknob after. That would teach them a lesson.
oh god oh god oh god
SillyCourtney
Oct 29 2005, 04:42 AM
QUOTE(JlIaTMK @ Jun 23 2005, 12:02 PM)
Hm, leaving your semen on a doorknob.
.... What if someone stuck their vagina on that doorknob after. That would teach them a lesson.
LOL.
I guess some guys aren't very shy.. hey, they can do as they wish. I'm not going to stop them, why? Becaue I'll be paying attention to my teacher instead of some idiot jacking off in class. But, it's never happened in any of my classes, so I guess I don't have to worry about it.
Lithium718
Oct 29 2005, 11:05 AM
WOW....This has been by far the most interesting topic I've seen on this board. Why would you play with yourself in front/behond of like 20 other ppl?
swtcherriipie
Oct 29 2005, 11:25 AM
thats kinda kinky.. ;)
Paradox of Life
Oct 29 2005, 11:53 AM
I guess that's the only way to make class exciting...
Weird addiction
Oct 29 2005, 11:58 AM
QUOTE(swtcherriipie @ Oct 29 2005, 6:25 PM)
You scare me...
Elvis_IzBack
Oct 29 2005, 12:38 PM
Why oh why?? That is just WRONG o_O and seriously disturbing!!
Please do it at your homes where there arent a bunch of your mates around you >_< gosh
WindSorcerous
Oct 29 2005, 12:48 PM
I don't even understand it...how could someone do that in class???!!

It's so crazy, wrong, and...bleck! that I can't even think of a proper reason...
There isn't one.
tweeak
Oct 29 2005, 01:07 PM
QUOTE(starlette @ Apr 13 2005, 2:58 AM)
I knew a guy that did it all the time. And his girlfriend gave him head in class and still didnt get caught. damn unobservant teachers. But of course, they made the teachers read us harry potter (in high school, guh) everyday, so the teacher never really paid that much attention anyway. boys are dumb.
Holy shit HOW?
OneOfTheseDayz
Oct 29 2005, 01:41 PM
OMG who would do that in school maybe gym but not in a class
kcgirl91
Nov 5 2005, 10:56 PM
QUOTE(jEllyBeaNs @ Oct 29 2005, 1:51 AM)
say what???

i hope i read that wrong!

please explain!
LMAO!!! yea, i was hoping i had read it wrong too...but... ROFL!
o0olaalaa
Nov 5 2005, 11:06 PM
ParanoidAndroid
Nov 5 2005, 11:11 PM
QUOTE(etab @ Apr 12 2005, 6:50 PM)
There's this kid that would always play with himself at school. Even when he presented a project/speech in front of the class, his hand's still in his pants...
I'd like to see that presentation
AngryBaby
Nov 5 2005, 11:17 PM
what the hell
ParanoidAndroid
Nov 5 2005, 11:19 PM
^lol....

ugh i wonder how many kittens died during these confessions
OkamaPower
Nov 5 2005, 11:26 PM
they need to get a girlfriend!oh,in 5th grade,a classmate got caught with a condom mastubating and the teacher took da condom with a glove.she held it up and she said class,you know what this is?everyone was laughing.she was serious she was like,this is a condom!and she was explaining it.he was in the office crying and he got in trouble.he got sent to my class!omfg...he sat next to me...the most sexiest guy ever...now hes going to do it more by lookin at me!
ParanoidAndroid
Nov 5 2005, 11:33 PM
^wait did you just compliment a guy's looks?
err your 5th grade classmate doesn't need a condom to masturbate
Kittens kill everyday, i have to breed them more with mroe kittens
Lyrical Lies
Nov 7 2005, 05:10 PM
i've never seen a girl play with herself in one of my classes, but one guy went to do a speech and had a boner and he was trying to hide it and it looked like he was petting his crotch
RiC3xBoy
Nov 7 2005, 06:42 PM
Some people were Penis-es for holloween, and they scratched themselves a lot since the suit was itchy. I suppose that could be a form of beating off.
ApocalypseAelis
Nov 7 2005, 07:45 PM
^That's interesting.
Someone mentioned a girl gave head to her boyfriend in class...
If the teachers can't even notice that, there's something wrong with your school...
Joss-eh-lime
Nov 7 2005, 08:01 PM
a guy was fingering his girlfriend on the bus once...
not the same i know but still GROSS
Ken
Nov 10 2005, 10:32 PM
wowzers. def dont think that happens at my school. How could the teacher not catch them!
add1cted2f1re
Nov 10 2005, 11:12 PM
QUOTE(Lightner @ Apr 12 2005, 7:50 PM)
thats... disturbing... but this is worse.. in my facs class.... this kid has the time of his life when we are cooking.. he gets it all over the table and the teacher thinks its soap LOL!!! its smells like pee lol but yes... its disturbing he does it every friday....
are you joking? how DO THESE PPL GET AWAY WITH MASTERBATION AND EJACULATION
IN CLASS!?
thats ridiculous... and nasty
add1cted2f1re
Nov 10 2005, 11:12 PM
QUOTE(Lightner @ Apr 12 2005, 7:50 PM)
thats... disturbing... but this is worse.. in my facs class.... this kid has the time of his life when we are cooking.. he gets it all over the table and the teacher thinks its soap LOL!!! its smells like pee lol but yes... its disturbing he does it every friday....
are you joking? how DO THESE PPL GET AWAY WITH MASTERBATION AND EJACULATION
IN CLASS!?
thats ridiculous... and nasty
coop_
Nov 13 2005, 05:19 PM
Heh, i can't imagine how they get away with playing with themselves in class (so glad i've never witnessed this). nor can i understand how people GIVING EACH OTHER HEAD in class can get away with it. thats just plain sick. get a damn room, or wait till after class when you in your own homes.
EmmalieV
Nov 13 2005, 11:22 PM
Ive gotten away with my ex giving me pleasure in class but never oral , how can people not notice?
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