Q: What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?



A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

woah that was way too much lol . i didnt get it

it helps if you know what those words mean

read that in reader's digest in a dentist's office. still funny tho if u understand the meaning of the words.

hmm not that funny

hehe...thats really cute. if you know what those big words mean.

clever.

uhm.. could someone say what agnostic means ? and then explain. cos im slow.

ag·nos·tic [ag nóstik]
(plural ag·nos·tics)
n
1. somebody denying God’s existence is provable: somebody who believes that it is impossible to know whether or not God exists
2. somebody denying something is knowable: somebody who doubts that a particular question has a single correct answer or that a complete understanding of something can be attained
I’m an agnostic concerning space aliens.

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maybe i shouldt have posted something so complex

ooh thank you! now i get it !!!

dyslexic, they think dog instead of god insomniac stays awake all night and agnostic wondering if hesa actually there ahaha. but yeahh now my head hurts. literally.

oh AHHAHAHAH I get it now. i just didnt get the dog part thats it. dog god. lol hhahaha lol . sry i knew what the others meant i just didnt get the dog god part
lol

imma put that in my profile ya mind?

no.. go ahead.. it aint really mine anyways

hahaha, that's cute.

noooo! ITS INTELLIGENT!! *rips hair out*

HAHAHA steph you still have the petition link!

I didn't know what most of the words meant LOL.

wait. wouldnt it be "if theres a god"? cuz like..hes a dyslexic..so he would think "Dog" in hismind. or wait. that IS what hes thinking..
im confused.
but i get it.

ohh how INTELLIGENT =)

this is my aunt's favorite joke; she told it to me last summer. i thought it was extremely witty.

Oh haha. I get it now! At first I didn't understand.. but after looking at what it means, I totally get it. Hahahaa.

WOOOOO!!!! damn right!