I was just wondering if anyone on these forums finds Dead Baby jokes funny. Yes, they are terribly cruel, but I know plenty of people who know some pretty imaginative ones...heh.
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What are they? 
They're usually really dumb and pointless, but just downright disgusting...and most of the time offensive, which is why I wasn't sure if they would be frowned upon here... o_o
A couple examples (just so you know what I'm talking about..):
How long does it take to paint your wall red?
- It depends on how hard you throw the babies at the wall.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
-A baby in a trash compactor.
Very mean, yes. Most of them can be used with anything. People substitute "baby" with "kitten" etc. Usually if you want to offend someone, you can find out what they love, and just throw it in there.
Not that I would ever do such a thing...0_o
A couple examples (just so you know what I'm talking about..):
How long does it take to paint your wall red?
- It depends on how hard you throw the babies at the wall.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
-A baby in a trash compactor.
Very mean, yes. Most of them can be used with anything. People substitute "baby" with "kitten" etc. Usually if you want to offend someone, you can find out what they love, and just throw it in there.
Not that I would ever do such a thing...0_o
Gosh those jokes are soo sad and I had to hear one! 
How do you put 100 babies in a bathtub?
With a blender.
How do you put 100 babies in a bathtub?
With a blender.
o_o did i have to hear about this? lol
That's..disgusting.
QUOTE(FoOd @ Apr 10 2005, 5:53 PM)
Gosh those jokes are soo sad and I had to hear one!
How do you put 100 babies in a bathtub?
With a blender.
How do you put 100 babies in a bathtub?
With a blender.
I heard a similar one...
How can you fit twenty babies in a bowl?
-With a blender.
How do you get them out?
-Tortilla Chips!
ugh those are disgusting. !
I am now numb to all the dead baby jokes, ha.
Which I guess is kinda bad. =/
Which I guess is kinda bad. =/
aww.. these are soo sad and cruel
I think what I DO find funny are the people you tell them to who actually think you kill babies. I mean, I think that's why Dominic tells them in the first place to complete strangers, not to make them laugh, heh.
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
^ ahahaha
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