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Skin Transplant Surgery


A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."



hahahahahaha. that son is really kind to his mother-in-law dont you think? _smile.gif
wind&fire
rriiiggghhhttt....i dont find it funny
mona lisa
So the mother-in-law kisses the skin from his buttocks. I don't find it funny either.
tofuburger
hahahahhaha...i love that
cocoalightning27
Not THAT Funny....
Hiphop d[-_-]b
that made me smile. it was cool. he LOVES his mother in law dontcha think.
Eryi
that's the only way you can get someone to actually KISS YOUR ASS
KELLYYY
That made me smile.
Ington
Haha, I sort of liked that one. biggrin.gif
heyyfrankie
that was alright...rolleyes.gif
--x who0ps
lols, cute joke (:
starlette
hehehe. I found that funny. lol.
..:loveee.NuTTii
haha? It was a nice change from jasons jokes.
sandy_lumpy_shore
QUOTE(..:loveee.NuTTii @ Apr 14 2005, 7:24 PM)
haha?  It was a nice change from jasons jokes.
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lmao amen to that
kill me please
oh i get it.. its alright. he love the mother in law kissing his a$$ haha
loljuliana
Hehe. That was cute
EmmalieV
aw it made me smirk ;)
SandRAWRz
taht took me a while to get it...it was funny but not the best
WrathOfOnigo
Yeah yeah thats right kiss it! mwahaha. Made my smile _smile.gif .
xcaitlinx
QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Apr 12 2005, 4:54 PM)
that's the only way you can get someone to actually KISS YOUR ASS
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ahh i get it now. harhar.
rockstah_14
so i guess thats where the cliche "KISS MY ASS" came from!??!
toodlepops.
Uhh, that's nice.
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