A blonde wanting to earn some money decided to hire herself out as a handyman- type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" he replied. The blonde said "How about $50.00 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladder were in the garage. The man's wife inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes, the blond answered and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats". Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.00 "and by the way the blond added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari".

thats been posted.. but i laughed when i read it the first time if that helps...

How am I suppose to know someone posted this already?

you search for it

You can kiss my ace. I'm not going to spend hours to look for a post.

no you go to the search bar... i found it in 30 seconds

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...40021&hl=finger

why are you getting so touchy?

heard it before but still funny.

Don't get so touchy

I loved the joke though

haha i liked yalls convorsation...he really shouldent of had to post it

i mean serch for it

GODAMN USE THE DAMN EDIT BUTTON... THEN LEARN HOW TO SPELL

btw: you would spell godamn as goddamn. and you shouldn't curse with god's name either.

why does it say broken finger for the topic description?

haha u all crack me up...

o ya and i dont get how it says broken finger

what does that have to do with broken finger?

You're the asshole from xanga, aren't you?

You know, there's a such thing has a SEARCH BAR. And wth is an ace?