Stuckie
Mar 31 2005, 10:18 AM
Here is one.
An old couple are having their 75th anniversary at a restarunt. They started talking about their young lives and the old man ask his wife, "We have 10 beautiful and healthy kids. And I love them all the same." The wife is looking kinda worried now. He then asks her, "How come our first 9 kids look the same but our last child looks different from them? Did you cheat on me or something" the old man asks in a joking manner. The old woman looks down in shame and says yes. The old man's heart is broken. He then asks her in a choked, teary voice, "Who is the father?" The old woman looks up and says, "You."
cocoalightning27
Mar 31 2005, 10:46 AM
hahahahahahahahaha Funny.....rofl
swe3ttemptasian
Mar 31 2005, 10:55 AM
omggg hahahaha. only one child...
Hiphop d[-_-]b
Mar 31 2005, 12:09 PM
ahahah that made me smile. damn, that lady got it ON with one other guy didnt she.
Yemmerz
Mar 31 2005, 12:19 PM
Hahaha. Aww. Poor guy.
Nicolatofu
Mar 31 2005, 12:48 PM
aww poor old man.. what a way to celebrate their 75th anniversarry!
Pulchritude
Mar 31 2005, 12:57 PM
hahahaha i get it! thats hella sad for the old man..
Stuckie
Mar 31 2005, 01:11 PM
I was dying when I heard it my first time. I wasnt expecting it.
..:loveee.NuTTii
Mar 31 2005, 07:57 PM
wow---that was unexpected.
lmao-imagine telling ur husband that...ever
blurredvision
Mar 31 2005, 08:00 PM
LMAO
i mean
AW
ANG33ZY
Mar 31 2005, 08:00 PM
oh snaps. poor guy
love-issosweet
Mar 31 2005, 08:14 PM
lol but i pity the guy...
loljuliana
Apr 1 2005, 06:21 PM
lols it took me awhile to get it
--x who0ps
Apr 1 2005, 08:24 PM
lols, nice joke (:
ive heard another joke kinda like that too =]
WrathOfOnigo
Apr 1 2005, 11:37 PM
Huh? I sound lame but I don't get it.
So what if he was the father?
Stuckie
Apr 2 2005, 12:09 AM
QUOTE(WrathOfOnigo @ Apr 1 2005, 10:37 PM)
Huh? I sound lame but I don't get it.
So what if he was the father?
The old woman was saying he is the father of only one child and that the other nine were someone else's

Thats good stuff right there.
aznxdreamer
Apr 2 2005, 06:21 PM
hah! that sucks for him. poor guy.
starlette
Apr 2 2005, 06:59 PM
lol! at first i didn't get it...lol! that poor man...
aera
Aug 17 2005, 01:14 AM
sucks for the husband.
hall0w
Aug 18 2005, 04:30 PM
ROFL!!!!
islandkiss
Aug 20 2005, 07:42 PM
haha. I didn't understand this joke at first but I did after I read the posts
datass
Aug 21 2005, 02:20 AM
aww poor old man.
iced__cappucino
Aug 21 2005, 11:46 PM
lmao thats like owned at awww at the same time.
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