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Stuckie
Here is one.

An old couple are having their 75th anniversary at a restarunt. They started talking about their young lives and the old man ask his wife, "We have 10 beautiful and healthy kids. And I love them all the same." The wife is looking kinda worried now. He then asks her, "How come our first 9 kids look the same but our last child looks different from them? Did you cheat on me or something" the old man asks in a joking manner. The old woman looks down in shame and says yes. The old man's heart is broken. He then asks her in a choked, teary voice, "Who is the father?" The old woman looks up and says, "You."
cocoalightning27
hahahahahahahahaha Funny.....rofl
swe3ttemptasian
omggg hahahaha. only one child...
Hiphop d[-_-]b
ahahah that made me smile. damn, that lady got it ON with one other guy didnt she.
Yemmerz
Hahaha. Aww. Poor guy.
Nicolatofu
aww poor old man.. what a way to celebrate their 75th anniversarry!
Pulchritude
hahahaha i get it! thats hella sad for the old man.. laugh.gif
Stuckie
I was dying when I heard it my first time. I wasnt expecting it.
..:loveee.NuTTii
wow---that was unexpected.
lmao-imagine telling ur husband that...ever
blurredvision
LMAO
i mean
AW
hammer.gif
ANG33ZY
oh snaps. poor guy
love-issosweet
lol but i pity the guy...
loljuliana
lols it took me awhile to get it happy.gif
--x who0ps
lols, nice joke (:
ive heard another joke kinda like that too =]
WrathOfOnigo
Huh? I sound lame but I don't get it.
So what if he was the father?
Stuckie
QUOTE(WrathOfOnigo @ Apr 1 2005, 10:37 PM)
Huh? I sound lame but I don't get it.
So what if he was the father?
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The old woman was saying he is the father of only one child and that the other nine were someone else's laugh.gif Thats good stuff right there.
aznxdreamer
hah! that sucks for him. poor guy.
starlette
lol! at first i didn't get it...lol! that poor man...
aera
sucks for the husband.
hall0w
ROFL!!!!
islandkiss
haha. I didn't understand this joke at first but I did after I read the posts
datass
aww poor old man.
iced__cappucino
lmao thats like owned at awww at the same time. cool.gif
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