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bby_cutie

Mar 30 2005, 06:28 PM

I don't know if you guys heard this one before but here it goes...

There was this little boy who was at his house while his family members where doing some other stuff. He figures he wants to go to play with his sister. He goes to her room to see her and her boyfriend "getting it on". They were calling each other bitches and bastards. So he asked what does it mean, he sister tells him it meant ladies and gentlemen. So, he goes to look for his mom and found her putting on makeup. He shouted "MOM!". He scared her and caused her to mess up her lipstick. She said shit. He ask, "what does shit mean?" She replies "it means makeup". Then he goes to his dad to find him rawing a chicken. He pushes him and causes him to cut himself. He screams "F*ck". He asked his dad, "what does f*ck mean?" He said, "I means to raw". The door bell rings and he answers it. It was his relatives coming for dinner. So he greeted them "Welcome bitches and bastards, my mom is putting shit on her face and my dad is f*cking the chicken!"

--x who0ps

Mar 30 2005, 06:35 PM

i think its been posted, but still a cute joke =D

mona lisa

Mar 30 2005, 07:03 PM

haha, cute

iliang86

Mar 30 2005, 08:04 PM

haha ive seen stuff like this before...still funny everytime

wind&fire

Mar 30 2005, 09:14 PM

thats...thats.... *sigh*

..:loveee.NuTTii

Mar 30 2005, 09:25 PM

kids today
lmao

I shouldn't be laughing

xbr0kensmil3

Mar 30 2005, 09:48 PM

lol that's why parents shouldn't lie to their children.

Lightner

Mar 30 2005, 09:53 PM

QUOTE(--x who0ps @ Mar 30 2005, 6:35 PM)

i think its been posted, but still a cute joke =D

ya it has, lol but still thats really funny

ilov3chubbs

Mar 31 2005, 12:05 AM

lol thats really funny!!

cocoalightning27

Mar 31 2005, 10:47 AM

hahahah I've heard one like this....

swe3ttemptasian

Mar 31 2005, 10:52 AM

hahaha haven't heard this one

Hiphop d[-_-]b

Mar 31 2005, 01:17 PM

i got lost.

Stuckie

Mar 31 2005, 02:27 PM

I heard that joke so many times. Its still kinda cute.

hotpocket0003

Mar 31 2005, 03:09 PM

Lol! I love that. I'm going to tell it to someone. If I can remember that long.

loljuliana

Apr 1 2005, 06:22 PM

hahaha; i read this before

Anime_Otaku

Apr 1 2005, 10:07 PM

lmao! I knew what was coming but that was darn funny

WrathOfOnigo

Apr 1 2005, 11:46 PM

Lmao
I love those jokes.

ANG33ZY

Apr 1 2005, 11:51 PM

lol i read this before. it's funny

aznxdreamer

Apr 2 2005, 06:20 PM

wow..kids these days.

starlette

Apr 2 2005, 07:00 PM

haha...if i had a child i'd slap him :D

jennyjenny

Apr 2 2005, 08:45 PM

haha i knew that was coming.

"my dad is f**king the chicken"

KELLYYY

Apr 2 2005, 08:46 PM

How cute.

k_dizzle90

Apr 2 2005, 10:52 PM

that wuz f**kin tight hahaha

yellowgurl

Apr 5 2005, 12:30 AM

lolz.. its funny

dani41790

Apr 5 2005, 01:09 AM

hahaha thats funny

rockstah_14

Apr 22 2005, 12:38 AM

twas fun...

Hohohehe

May 19 2005, 09:35 AM

lol

dopeyalan

May 19 2005, 10:57 AM

i find it stupid... -_-

miss barnes

May 19 2005, 11:49 AM

lol...i've beat his ass

SandRAWRz

Jul 1 2005, 09:26 PM

KT! i already posted this one lol

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...topic=46495&hl=

ichigofan

Jul 2 2005, 10:43 AM

lol that was cute

enyceXaddiction

Jul 2 2005, 10:47 AM

ahah CUTE. theres a similar one i heard

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