While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well. I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.
Full Version: Osama Bin Laden
lol it would suck to be osama
lol, Osama has no brains
lol thats what he gets for being RUDE !
heh stupid people.
hehehhe that made me laugh a little! 
WHY DID SUDDAM HUSSAN KILL HIS WIFE?
HE LOOKED UP HER SKIRT AND FOUND BUSH!
EOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HE LOOKED UP HER SKIRT AND FOUND BUSH!
EOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
^^wtf. that's...i'm not even gonna say anything.
anywho, haha, sucks to be osama.
anywho, haha, sucks to be osama.
QUOTE(paul murphy @ Apr 1 2005, 2:50 PM)
WHY DID SUDDAM HUSSAN KILL HIS WIFE?
HE LOOKED UP HER SKIRT AND FOUND BUSH!
EOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HE LOOKED UP HER SKIRT AND FOUND BUSH!
EOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*silence*
haha. thats funny.
HAHA! sucks to be osama!
good for him.. serves him well...
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