chaneun
Mar 21 2005, 07:55 PM
A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."
The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"
And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
WrathOfOnigo
Mar 21 2005, 09:56 PM
LOL!!! Very nice.
Levy2k6
Mar 21 2005, 10:16 PM
that was crazy..... lmfao, okay its funny, it took me a min.. man im getting slower
ItzOnlySydney
Mar 21 2005, 10:25 PM
it was on funnies.com i have seen it b4
lawmaniac_98
Mar 21 2005, 10:27 PM
nyhahahahahaha...rofl!
xXirockhardXx
Mar 21 2005, 10:34 PM
LOL!!!! Thats hilarious!
mona lisa
Mar 22 2005, 04:10 PM
omg.
cocoalightning27
Mar 22 2005, 04:53 PM
haha funny...:)
5ayuri
Mar 22 2005, 06:18 PM
haha took me a while. but funny.
love-issosweet
Mar 22 2005, 06:21 PM
QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Mar 21 2005, 11:25 PM)
it was on funnies.com i have seen it b4

^ yeah
that was kinda funny =]
xbr0kensmil3
Mar 22 2005, 09:02 PM
lmao! that made me laugh for hours lol
salcha
Mar 23 2005, 01:03 AM
haha, i guess it was a small laugh :]
Anime_Otaku
Mar 23 2005, 04:13 AM
ewww...but funni!
avalon*
Mar 23 2005, 03:40 PM
HAHAHAhaha.
dahalfkoreanstyl
Mar 23 2005, 04:20 PM
i definately do not want to be invited for dinner at their house
dani41790
Mar 24 2005, 02:23 AM
haha thats a good one
noe_more
Mar 24 2005, 02:26 AM
so funny!
sumipark
Apr 21 2005, 06:52 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA funnyyyy
lilphoenix
Apr 21 2005, 07:00 PM
wait... so that pitcher
ISN'T lemonade?
weirdness
Apr 21 2005, 08:47 PM
^ haha
lol thats funny :]
literemix24
Jun 5 2005, 08:03 PM
Lol hilarious.
__xxfrappachino<3
Jun 6 2005, 11:24 PM
ROFL
hahaha..nice...=D
Paradox of Life
Jun 7 2005, 02:44 PM

That's pretty funny. Nice icon btw (cat attack).
xxtaintedlips
Jun 8 2005, 03:34 PM
hmm..sounds familar...
but i will let the dead be dead and rest in peace
kandiapplegrl
Jun 8 2005, 03:54 PM
Eryi
Jun 8 2005, 05:11 PM
Haha, I heard this some where before.
shawty_redd
Jun 8 2005, 07:56 PM
haha
funny
wchoi37
Jun 12 2005, 08:02 AM
AHAHAHAHAHA
chaneun
Jun 12 2005, 01:39 PM
QUOTE(kandiapplegrl @ Jun 8 2005, 3:54 PM)
STOP THE SPAM
At least type a sentence. :P
megan_x3
Jun 15 2005, 04:31 PM

haha !! nice . lol .. hysterical !!
elmogurly
Jul 17 2005, 09:36 PM
hehehe. that's REALLY funny!
hall0w
Jul 17 2005, 10:17 PM
lmao dis is hiliarious
Hiphop d[-_-]b
Jul 18 2005, 03:07 AM
your avatar is funnier than the joke lol.
barrel of laughs.
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