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chaneun

Mar 21 2005, 07:55 PM

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"

WrathOfOnigo

Mar 21 2005, 09:56 PM

LOL!!! Very nice.

Levy2k6

Mar 21 2005, 10:16 PM

that was crazy..... lmfao, okay its funny, it took me a min.. man im getting slower

ItzOnlySydney

Mar 21 2005, 10:25 PM

it was on funnies.com i have seen it b4

lawmaniac_98

Mar 21 2005, 10:27 PM

nyhahahahahaha...rofl!

xXirockhardXx

Mar 21 2005, 10:34 PM

LOL!!!! Thats hilarious!

mona lisa

Mar 22 2005, 04:10 PM

omg.

cocoalightning27

Mar 22 2005, 04:53 PM

haha funny...:)

5ayuri

Mar 22 2005, 06:18 PM

haha took me a while. but funny.

love-issosweet

Mar 22 2005, 06:21 PM

QUOTE(ItzOnlySydney @ Mar 21 2005, 11:25 PM)

it was on funnies.com i have seen it b4

^ yeah

that was kinda funny =]

xbr0kensmil3

Mar 22 2005, 09:02 PM

lmao! that made me laugh for hours lol

salcha

Mar 23 2005, 01:03 AM

haha, i guess it was a small laugh :]

Anime_Otaku

Mar 23 2005, 04:13 AM

ewww...but funni!

avalon*

Mar 23 2005, 03:40 PM

HAHAHAhaha.

dahalfkoreanstyl

Mar 23 2005, 04:20 PM

i definately do not want to be invited for dinner at their house

dani41790

Mar 24 2005, 02:23 AM

haha thats a good one

noe_more

Mar 24 2005, 02:26 AM

so funny!

sumipark

Apr 21 2005, 06:52 PM

AHAHAHAHAHA funnyyyy

lilphoenix

Apr 21 2005, 07:00 PM

wait... so that pitcher ISN'T lemonade?

weirdness

Apr 21 2005, 08:47 PM

^ haha

lol thats funny :]

literemix24

Jun 5 2005, 08:03 PM

Lol hilarious.

__xxfrappachino<3

Jun 6 2005, 11:24 PM

ROFL
hahaha..nice...=D

Paradox of Life

Jun 7 2005, 02:44 PM

That's pretty funny. Nice icon btw (cat attack).

xxtaintedlips

Jun 8 2005, 03:34 PM

hmm..sounds familar...
but i will let the dead be dead and rest in peace

kandiapplegrl

Jun 8 2005, 03:54 PM

Eryi

Jun 8 2005, 05:11 PM

Haha, I heard this some where before.

shawty_redd

Jun 8 2005, 07:56 PM

haha
funny

wchoi37

Jun 12 2005, 08:02 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA

chaneun

Jun 12 2005, 01:39 PM

QUOTE(kandiapplegrl @ Jun 8 2005, 3:54 PM)

STOP THE SPAM
At least type a sentence. :P

megan_x3

Jun 15 2005, 04:31 PM

haha !! nice . lol .. hysterical !!

elmogurly

Jul 17 2005, 09:36 PM

hehehe. that's REALLY funny!

hall0w

Jul 17 2005, 10:17 PM

lmao dis is hiliarious

Hiphop d[-_-]b

Jul 18 2005, 03:07 AM

your avatar is funnier than the joke lol.

barrel of laughs.

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