A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

please dont double post and im not trying to be negative or anything but i dont get the jokes.

Double posting? Thumbs down. First joke, thumbs up. I like that, its cute. Second joke is a bit played out tho. Thanks for sharing anyway!

cute, but not exactly funny?

first joke was ok..second joke was..err..yea..

those jokes are old and corny but good job for trying.

i liked the first one better

the first was okay/

i liked the first joke...cool pun

dont doulble post. the seccond one was stupid.

MEh... it was alright I guess. But the 2nd one was stupid.

no double posting. and um i didnt really laugh though

^ me neither. the first one was ok..

uh........y did he bring a girraffe in a bar and get it drunk.......first of all WHY.......UH BRING A GIRRAGE IN THERE....y not like.......lettace.....

People from Poland are Polish [pole-ish]

surfhottieoffcoast - STOP SPAMMING AND USE A DAMN DICTIONARY OR SPELL-CHECK!

gosh darn it. use spell check.

it wasn't really all that funny.