Sorry... I just had to share this... its kinda cute and funny all at once >.<

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

i could've sworn that this was posted already..i forget.

it's kinda old, but still funny.

haha, my friend showed me that before but it's still hilarious:)

lol funny. it was posted before too

lol that made me smile

lol man thaz funny

haha i havent heard this one thats funy

lol....cute joke...that little girl will be in trouble now

hahahahaha

haha. that sucks for her.

puahaha

hhahahhaa, I've heard that one before, it's cute one of my fav jokes I Was acutlaly thinking of posting it myself before I read this topic, lol

Awwwwwwwwwwwww. How cute, but evil.

Lol BURN!!
That was good!

I've read this somewhere on the internet before, it's a great way to insult a person.

haha