Post some of those genius little quips you've seen written on bathroom stalls. Here are a few of mine:

Here I sit in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper.
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or will I be forced to use my finger?

For some it's a place to sit, and think,
For some it's a place to shit, and stink,
I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls.

Everyone pisses on the floor...be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

haha those are funny. In the stalls All I usually see is like "so-and-so is a bitch" and "I eff'd blah blah blah last night". Or sometimes, people will put their phone numbers on there. I never really got that part.

lmao. I am afraid of public toilets so I haven't really read any but my friend tells me that its mosty just insults at teachers.

Above one of the urinals it said "f**k You" with an arrow pointing down. xD

mine says eff you and all that stuff.
but i saw this once.

if you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe your seat

hahahahah

see, i tend not to memorize things i see in public bathrooms.

i have better things to do.

but god, those are funny.

lol. me too. but i do see hearts with peoples names and such...

i liek that poem....it is good

haha I sawid that while we were getting rdy for swimming and I was in the bathroom...everyone started cracking up

I don't remember.. but I do see ALOT of bitching at and stuff.

Wow thats so romantic... Meh just more reading material for me 0.0

im not a guy but my friend told me this was written on the bathroom wall in the guys bathroom..

when your sitten on the john,
and the toilet papers gone,
be a man,
use your hand.

lmao thats so funny lol

there are tons in the girl's bathroom at school! its always about talking about how so and so is a b!tch or how they did this and that last night. very disturbing.. i just cant see how people can sit and do their business while scribbling something on the walls/stalls.