haha lauren that made me laugh.

"i have a life... but ONLY on fridays."

red car HAHAH

Lmao me and my homie.

" HERE, USE MY STRONG HAND "

" IT'S FCUKIN NEXTEL "

HAHAHA

oh yeah

" EMILY ROSE "

WHAHA

"Thats so beyonce!"

woolen condoms

Go home, Skinnybands!

JOHNNY CASH!!!

Schwang!!

concave boobs

heres one. just happened today in the hall way before school started.
me:"10 inches."
her:"ahhhhhh...:runs away:"
me:"goshh. thats not even a foot yet!"
her:"thats silly boo."

heres another one:
me:"crackers&coffee"
her:"haha.. wow so ones white and ones black"
me:"yeah sure"
her:"codenamesss...."
me:"bonnie&clide"
HIM:"i call clide"
her:"hahahahahaha..."
me:"akon&youngjeezy"
her:yeah thats their code names for now"
me:"okie doke"
her:"no i dont like young jeezy"
me:"ohh..."
her:"stylezp"
me:"whatever"

later on the phone.
her:"its still young jeezy"
me:"urgh. make up your mind."

so now we always say akon&youngjeezy for our two closest guy friends.

heres another one.

me:":poke:"
her:"owwwww......"
me:"SUCK IT UP WHIMP!"
her:"ok".

i have a lot of inside jokes.. i should add more later.

edit//
forgot a special one:
me:you lost your viriginity?"
her:"whahhhh?"

ahaha it came out random we were talking about math then i ask my friend that cause shes so 'holy' :]

"ICE CREAM!"

"Hit and Dance!"

"Lame"

"L for Love!"

haha just short phrases with my friends..

no..it's FIVE

yanners shud get this..

CHICKEN DANCE ; DDDDD

Underwater basket weaving

^ are you effing serious???? i have an underwater basket weaving inside joke too.

weird.

^ haha what in the wooooorlllldddd! that crazy!

i know right!!!

obnoxious teacher: yes everybody, and latin as we all know looks VERY good on a college transcript... better than, say, UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING.
class: what the hell?

yea so we always laugh about that.

^ lol well yeah, my [old] youth pastor says it randomly while preaching, Ive heard it say it like 10 times or something haha

Friend:"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest coffee shop is?"
Random Person:"Umm, there is an Albertson's down the street."

WE HAVE JUNK IN OUR TRUNKS

let's do the robot baaaack it up

Billy Joe needs bleach XD

Question of the day: Why is Kenny weird? Explain.

poke, type type type

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I love my friends

"Nza"

"You wanna die?!"

"Go buy some fortune cookies."

"Double kill!"

"Gained the lead! Lost the lead! Suicide!"

"I was there... spiritually."

"Let's go talk about our bank accounts..."

I'm done.

TeRrAn CoLeMaN pLeAsE rEpOrT tO tHe PrInCiPlEs OfFiCe

hahaha..."why u Nakeddd"??

MACARONI!

QUOTE(starlette @ Mar 7 2005, 10:41 PM)

2+2=7

lol i say '1+1=fish and 2+2=bear

I don't want any mashed potatoes!

grr. im steaming mad.

How loud was the Togo-truck this morning?

this was the highlight of my day.

rawr.

You did what to Ryan?

" I'M STILL HERE "

puahahahhaa

We too busy laughin at her forhead!

I swear, it's the sun, not the moon! See? Look closer!!
-
This pizza is strangely crunchy. *realizes foil still attatched to bottom*
-
Soo-san Soo.
-
I thought it was Mr. Backladder??

colognasis
berlangasis
dylan letmefriskyou
BANG YOUR DEAD
CLICK YOUR DEAD
nickter mum
lickter num
kickter dum
jiggarita
figgarita
"yeee-haw oh wait thats a cow boy LOL"
LARLOH
cologberlang

gosh i have so freakin many

my dildo says go fcuk yourself. no pun intended. =]

'i'll get my azn gangstas to beat you foo!' (i dont say that... my friend does)
'dirty little secret/just the girl'


these are inside jokes between me and my bff

"you're so... cheesy...
what? like this macaroni and cheese crayon?? *holds it up*
...
well you're... corny!"

'... the guys are always exotic dancers '

'it's cuz i'm yellow isnt it??'

'bee lee bee/bee chee bee'

'food me!'

'want one?
*reaches for chip*
well you cant HAVE any!'

sad i know

i think i posted these before.
"...akon and young jeezy.."
"...bonnie and clide..."
"...peaches & CAAARREEEAAAMMM...."
"...black&white..."

ahaha.. you already know who thats for..

LIBRARIAN ACTION FIGURE! SHHHHH!!

coffee. shoot. want some suggah?

LAME..

"I love you... OMG YOU CHEATER!!!"

"you are loved times two"

"yeah.. its time to take your pencil shavings now"

OW LOADING!

"i've got the devil in my d**k and some demons in my semen"
"heyy they're just like us... only uglier. ohmygah they're us chopped & screwed!!"

"I can't tell if he's femmy or if he's feminine..or a femmy crossdresser"

"I'm no lesbian.
No really"

"you chipmunk, you"

"you are loved times one and a half"

"you missed.... YOUR ONLY CHANCE!!!"

yo can you on google with that ???

"OCD moment..." *arranges everything into parallel lines*

"excuse me for living"

"abudabuda"

Don't make me staaaaaab you

'Her baby is having an orgasm!'
'Your virginity is at stake!!'
'Go wild, or naked!'

caaaalll me up hotline.

polydactyl humans in the spanish mountains?...
what? Pterodactylus? o_o isn't that a dinosaur?

xDDDDDD

cocaine is a drug
lmbo!!!

x what the f**k crispy?!
x shutup footstool face im gonna throw you at odysseus
x hump day hump

I like....Pokemon .