pple have probly heard this one bfore


It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?”

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy!

I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots.

It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh Henry, Oh Henry!”

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.

She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff.” I said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?”

(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)

She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!” as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst!

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.

Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!

Uhh. I heard it before...very..um..dirty.

lol heard it on funnyjunk...funny...Dirtyyyyyyyyyy

hahaha eww...

Um ......

"She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff.” I said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?” "

I don't get that. o_0 But no need for explanation. :D

how icky.

...old. way old. got this one when i had my first email address back in 2000.

LMAO....

that's funny but kinda dirty...lol

LMAO! nice joke ! (:

(throws away my candy...)
that was pretty funny though ahha

lol that was funny yet dirty...

i want some chocolate now

funnyjunk

hahaha thats really funny

thats some crazzzyyyyy sheeeyetuhh.

funny tho.

Better with the candy images.

wow.

Hehe. Heard it. Funny, though.

didn`t get some of it. but i think the ones i got are pretty funny sick too.

ewww that makes me never want to eat candy again

rofl thats great, but what's bad is that i actually understand all of that word for word.

well then..

haha i've heard this one before..and yes it's better with the candy images.

Mmm its funny AND dirty. But, I will never think of candy the same way again.

naaaaasssttyyyyyyy lol dirty joke lol

that was great.. ima put that on my xanga.. lol

lol! what the hell??

I've read it before but it still makes me smile.

dirty dirty little candy bars...

old. but probably the dirtiest joke posted in the humor

ahhahahahahh!!! lol..