my friend told me this one today..it was pretty funny at the time, but i'm not sure if you guys will like it or not...haha. let's give it a try. it was so much funnier when my friend told it cause she added this italian accent in..hahah.
so luigi is this catholic boy, and for christmas he wants a BMX trick bike. so his mom says, "luigi, why don't you write a letter to baby Jesus and ask for your bike?" so he goes to his room, gets out a clean sheet of paper, and starts, "Dear baby Jesus, if i promise to be a good boy for ........a month..." and then he stops. "wait a minute! i cannot be good for so long; it is too hard." so he crumples up the paper and starts again. "Dear baby Jesus, if i promise to be a good boy for..... a week.." and he stops again. "wait wait wait. i cannot be good for that long." so once again he crumples up the paper and starts again. "Dear baby Jesus, if i promise to be a good boy for......one day.." and he stops yet again. "This is not working," he says. "I need to think of something else." Finally, he says, "I have an idea!" He runs to the living room and grabs the statue of Mary, runs to his room, puts the statue in his desk drawer, locks the drawer, and throws the keys out the window. Then he gets a new piece of paper, and writes, "Dear baby Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother again....."