eww i hate candy shop

Thats not the point of this thread. Answer the question or don't respond.



I thought of that too, but then I guess he just listens to rap. So I guess you should just choose from that list or the same genre. Then again you could always start another thread except with punk, rock,country or whatever hell genre you want.

Colt45 I think is the dirtiest. And it's not even that vulgur. Ok maybe it is, but still, it's more comedy then, "ewwLOL1111 oMG i cant like lol belevez he sizzled tht like totaly crzy mannNN!!11one."

They're all crap. =(

"f**k a Dog" by Blink 182 is pretty dirty. "I wanna f**k a dog in the ass... I wanna f**k your mom in the ass," or something to that effect. o_O

same. i chose 'what's your fantasy' but there's other songs like 'splash waterfalls' and 'b r right'

Candy Shop lol

I EFFING AGREE! I USED TO SING THAT SONG TO MY GUY FRIEND AT SCHOOL! LOL (goodbye Blink182 we miss you)

None of those are really dirty.

David Banner- Play



It just gets worse from there.

^ YEAH IT DOES. That's a dirrrrrrrrrty song.

Hmm.. I have an issue of XXL with the "69 Most Freak-a-Leek-iest Songs" (or something like that) in it.. Which reminds me, Freak-a-Leek is pretty dirty too.

Slob On My Knob is pretty dirty. It gets stuck in my head all the time.

oh hell yes
this is MY song
the best P**sy song!

hahasz, i picked candyshop.. itsz mad hot

check out Kelis's Whisper Song remix

The dirtiest song I've ever heard is 'Sex Wit You' by Marques Houston. Like... zomgz. That boy needs therapy.


And many thanks to Katt for introducing me to this... interesting song.

come on now- the whisper song, ppl! how is that not up there...
(can't help but love the song though!)

Haha. I can't help but like that song.

"whats your fantasy"

yup, that song's pretty dirty.

All rap songs are basically either dirty, degrading, negative or stupid. I have yet to hear one rap song that is positive and doesn't talk about shooting people, having sex with someone you hardly care about, and doing drugs...

...god, what happened to real music?

Don't be so stereotypical. Listen to Roses by Kanye West.

Candy Shop isn't that much of a dirty song.
Have y'all heard Play by David Banner?

My guyfriend was singing Finger f**k your P**sy like you want some girl to me for a looong time. It was kinda of akward.

Those songs are like rated G compared to some things ive heard.
For instance Ooh nana


Pretty Ricky got some niiiiice sex songs. Playhouse is my favoriteresterest.

Ok I edited the Poll and added some more.


Im sorry its not year 1980 NE more...I like these rap songs though, its easy to dance to hahaha

exactly, i was thinking that too.

"cum" vs. "run" ahaha... i like the clean version better.

Give me your Hot White Cum by Liz Phair...


ahhh sex fiends... i hate Liz Phair but my sister listens to her...

haha hey, i remember this thread!

i see she added laffy taffy and run girl *laughs*

anyhow, i still say my neck, my back, even if it isn't a choice >:[

there is dirtier songs than that, c'mon.

for example "i want candy" now thats dirty

personally i think david banner's song is dirty..if you read/listen to the real lyrics whoa...

ying yang twins the whisper song.

Well I havent heard alot of the ones mentioned...but i picked Candy Shop by 50 cent.

If I had to pick from these choices, I'd have to say "What's Yo Fantasy?" "Freek-a-leek" is a close second, but I the first verse of it is tame in comparision to "What's Yo Fantasy."


That song scared the hell out of me the first time I listened to it.


Definitely "Ooh Na Na." That's where my real vote goes.

^ Yeah...Oh na na na na....now thats a dirty song.

^ One of my friends sent me to it through AIM and I was thinking to myself, "Is there a reason you sent this to me?"

what about Caress Me Down by Sublime?

so she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn’t know she had that GI Joe kung-fu grip

That's just the beginning of the song......

georgia peach by rasheeda is pretty dirty...

^ Ooh, that reminds me of this song by this dude called Novel entitled "Peach." I think all songs with peach in their title have an overt sexual undertone.

thats what im saying... blah ... but um Whats you're fantasy is i guessssss

^ Because I dont listen to rock so I wouldnt know any dirty rock music. And im not going to start listenin to rock.

Yeah, Caress Me Down is pretty effing dirty. I heard the Spanish part is even dirtier. I'd translate it if I weren't so lazy.

Put It In Your Mouth

Thats nasty.

oh man Candy Shop is the worst...I turn it off everytime it comes on. i don't even want to listen to it....

actually, 50 cent is usually dirty all the time...

I think I heard that song when I was in like 3rd grade :O

i like Candy Shop.

but it's definetly diiiirtay

i was thinking of how many licks. but i voted for freek a leek.

I wouldn't really know I never heard anyone of those songs. Cept 50 Cents - Candy Shop, and it's not that dirty to me.

I just heard the uneditted version of "Play" by David Banner (yeah I know I'm late).......

there is this one song that goes "all I wanna do is make you bounce".
do you knwo what its called?

O I REMEMBER ok, "Touch it" by "Monifah"


Yeah, yeah, yeah

Jack Knight and Dakoda House
All we wanna do is make you bounce
Monifah, would you turn me out?
Show me what your thing is all about

Jack Knight and Dakoda House
All we wanna do is make you bounce
Monifah, could you turn me out?
Show me what your thing is all about

Do you really wanna touch it
Do you really wanna mess with me tonight
Oh, and if you know how I like it
Would you call my name and give it to me right

Could you just put that thing on me
So I can just freak on you
And you could just freak on me
And I'm gon' give it to you all night long
I'mma show your body what your lips are doing wrong
Ooh

1 - Do you really wanna touch it
Do you really wanna f**k with me tonight
Oh, and if you know how I like it
Would you call my name and give it to me right

So love just feels so good to me
Could you just move it on up cuz I want ecstasy
And I'mma give it to ya all night long
I'mma show your body what your tongue's doing wrong
Ooh

Repeat 1

Give it to me give it to me call my name
This boy's shyness got me wet like crazy
I want it more and more
When you call my name and spank me
Ooh

Repeat 1
Repeat 1

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Jack Knight and Dakoda House
All we wanna do is make you bounce
Monifah, would you turn me out?
Show me what your thing is all about

Jack Knight and Dakoda House
All we wanna do is make you bounce
Monifah, could you turn me out?
Show me what your thing is all about

Repeat 1
Repeat 1
Repeat 1
Repeat 1

Touch it
Touch me
Love me
Suck me
Give me
Baby, yeah

If you know how I like

50 cent - candy shop definitely. next comes what`s your fantasy - ludacris *dirty, but i love the song*.

Candy Shop - 50 Cent. For sure.

^ mmhmm. it has my vote

What about "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails? That's pretty bad. I don't really think "Fantasy" is as bad as "Splash Waterfalls".

"I wanna fck you like an animal, i wanna feel you from the inside"