I have nothing against blondes and actually a lot of them are really smart... i just thought this joke was kinda funny though... >.<

A Blonde, Brunette, and a Red Head go on a road trip and get in an accident... none survived.
Suddenly, they are at the foot of a gigantic pearly white stair case with God peering down from the top.
God tells them in his booming voice that there are exactly 100 steps and that with every 5 steps He was going to tell a joke. If they laughed they were to go to Hell.
The Red Head goes first step by step and at the 65th step laughs and is sent to hell. Thinking that she would last the Brunette goes next and reaches the 80th step and laughs and is sent to hell. Finally the blonde starts going along pretty well. Suddenly while on the 99th step she burst out in a hysterical laughter. God frowned and said "Why is it that you are laughing? I havent even told you a joke!" The blonde replies, "ha ha... yah but I just finally got the first one!"

yah sorry i had a good laugh at it


ooh and here's another one... but its a short one.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

lol thats an oldie but i just remembered it.

funny

That was good, but I got Better.
Blonde, Redhead and Brunette are told they are going to be stranded on a desert island for one-year (for a reality TV show) and they can only bring one thing, The three of them meet at the studio and the producers Ask them what they brought.
The Redhead brought food and when askeed why she says "when i get hungry i can eat."
The Brunette brought water and when asked why she replies " When i get thirsty, i can drink."
The Blonde strolls in five minutes late carrying with her a car door, The producer asks why she brought it and the blonde replies "so when i get hot i can roll down the window."

It's a lot easier to tell it then to write it.....

lol true true... id rather say it that write it, but that was funny ^^

What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?
Flaming Lips!

lol blonde jokes are the best.

Funny Stuff

LOL...thats funny! No hating against blondes but i like blonde jokes...

lol. i liked those. real cute

I like blonde jokes too.

the first one is cute. my sister acts like that..even though she's asian