BeyondElite
Feb 27 2005, 04:43 PM
I got this joke from Amazing Jokes Website and thought that I will share this joke transcript to you all.
"A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, 'So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.'
The priest replies, 'I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.'
The rabbi continues, 'And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' Then he hands the bottle to the priest.
The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The rabbi replies, 'No...I think I'll wait for the police.'" 
KELLYYY
Feb 27 2005, 04:45 PM
Aww...how mean.
browniebabe121a
Feb 27 2005, 04:55 PM
JC4P
Feb 27 2005, 05:41 PM
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potmonkeyjd
Feb 27 2005, 05:43 PM
I like it, Pretty Funny!!!
--x who0ps
Feb 27 2005, 08:09 PM
lmao how sad
chaneun
Feb 27 2005, 08:29 PM
heard a diff. version :D
misoshiru
Feb 28 2005, 07:49 AM
hahaha..the rabbi's so mean.
Zer_Wil_De_Mach
Feb 28 2005, 11:39 PM
lol thats funny i feel sad for the priest
miss barnes
Mar 1 2005, 01:23 PM
heard it before but, just with 2 men. its jacked up
ryfitaDF
Mar 1 2005, 01:51 PM
a priest and a rabbi see a little boy cross the street. the priest asks "don't you want to screw that little boy?" the rabbi asks "out of what?"
redderstarr
Mar 1 2005, 02:32 PM
how mean~
cHuNsAbAbIe012
Mar 3 2005, 09:12 PM
damn~! that is so horrible!!! lol! that was a good one! but i still find it offensive...
mai_z
Mar 3 2005, 09:40 PM
ahh horrible! bad rabbi!
tofuburger
Mar 6 2005, 02:08 AM
ohh i've heard a different version of this..but yeah..pretty funny
WrathOfOnigo
Mar 6 2005, 09:02 PM
Lol that was funny.. well for awhile i just sat there wondering "What?" but now i get it!!
kandiapplegrl
Mar 6 2005, 09:09 PM
...ok.
the_crox
Mar 7 2005, 02:52 AM
there was a different one... but it's still funny.
xbr0kensmil3
Mar 7 2005, 06:20 AM
hahah wow...
Nicolatofu
Mar 7 2005, 07:49 AM
haha aww the rabbi is a meany!
lilphoenix
Mar 7 2005, 01:47 PM
DUI or is it DWI?
instantmusic
Mar 10 2005, 10:11 PM
thats AWESOME! im so going to synogauge this weekend and telling everyone that, aWESOME!
super_grover08
Mar 12 2005, 03:59 PM
have'nt heard that one yet, its pretty funny
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