Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted

Haha ive heard that before. Still funny though. =D

heard it too many times at my school...

this joke has been posted like 3 times already O_o

same

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heard it before

i've heard it before but, its still refreshing

Never heard it. lol...

haha. i've never heard that joke. very interesting =]

this is old.

hehehe.

tsk tsk tsk. don't sleep in class.

i still think it's funny every time i hear it..lol
mary's pretty gosh darn cool.

Where the hell is the originality here ?

thats real old.

yea ive heaard it befor but i still crack up

that is so funny

ive heard it, but its funny all the same xD

heard this one before...kinda funny though..

thats soO cute!!!..hehe..I never heardthat b4..lols...

your finally done with the racist jokes... =)

I love that song..
i told it to all of my friendz. they call cracked out laughing their butt out!!

lmao

LOLS i love that one.

I heard this one before in a diffrent way

I heard it before but it is funny. Haha.

...haha

haha. i still love it no matter what.

Wow. That Mary is one naughty girl.

hah rhat's funny