Hehe... i got this from a CG magazine and thought id pass the joke to yall >.<
A lady told her priest, "Father, I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say 'Hi, We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"I have a solution!" the priest exclaimed. "Bring your parrots to my house and I will put them with my two male taking parrots. My parrots read the Bible and will teach your parrots how to pray."
The next day, the woman took her parrots to the priest's house. His parrots were holding rosary beads and praying.
The Lady put her two female parrots into the cage. "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?" the female birds asked.
One male parrot looked at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
lol i thought it was funny.