It's called a joke sweetie, now take some ridalin and turn off caps lock. Okay?

Wow. This guy joined to ask how he could sex up his girlfriend. And you joined to tell him that he has no life and that drugging girls is bad bad bad? Neither one of you have lives, so just shut up.
Half of the replies on this topic are from girls, including this one, and I'm quite sure most of us know that it was a joke.
And yeah, just go with what anna said. (:
If it doesn't work, give her a twenty.

ask "Wanna have sex?" and if she says no then dont force her or you will go to hell

Ask her for a date, and ask her nicely if she wants to go to the next level. But be careful! You are responsible if she gets pregnant.

ask , but in diffrent qording o_0

this post got me to stay on createblog... its hilarious
being that this is a virgin's question i would say wait until you get married because if you dont wait itll consume you...sex aint all that.... its just something everyone does except you so theres no pressure j/k
watch american pie
but if you cant wait date a girl with some experience so you wont really even have to ask.
maybe you arent ready for this if you have to ask strangers before you ask your girl
the true test of when you are ready is when you go to a cvs in a mall full of people and you buy condoms for the first time ... now that is a priceless moment...
i dont want to know your name i just want bang bang bang

go to her room at night, then eff her :)

find something really creative to do. like just sit down with her and talk and then just do stuff that will make her happy [if you kiss her and all] then she should be in the mood and you should eventually make way to sex. trust me.
and um wrap your smacker before you whack her.

Hmm...just get into a serious conversation with her...telling her you really want to and that your serious about this and ask her what she thinks about it...just build on it from there.

i say, sneak in her room at night then eff her!

I guess you can just ask her if she wants to have sex with you. If she dosent then dont try to force her into doing it.

u dont ask her! u wait if itz meant to happen and if she wants it to happen it will happen.

hahaha. true true ;D

i am pretty sure she will let you know when she is ready

You don't ask...omg?!?!...you guys are juss both ready and it juss happens...and if this girl is special to you...then do it don't do it then break up w/ her...cuz you'll be hurting someone else..do you realli wanna do that?!?!...

^^ haha i agree

"hey lets have sexual intercourse, did I say that I really love you and I really mean it?" there

you need to get her into the mood..and then you start stuff little by little

NOOOOOOOOO! People never do this unless you want to get th sh*t slapped out of you. This hardly ever works. My friend at school tried that and he got an unpleasant reaction. But then again some girls are just horny. I was shocked when this girl said to me "Lets go f*ck" one time.

Anyways Its not smart to pressure a girl into sex. Just tell her Im ready whenever you are.

Umm.. I don't really know. But i bet by now you have already did..

sounds like a good solution to me

easy. slap her ass and say "LET'S GET IT ON!" no i'm jk have a very cheesy date and just wait till she's in the mood. dont shove her on the bed and start thrusting!

p.s: yes i am a newbie DONT NEED TO POINT IT OUT! ive been reading this stuf since like ages

You guys are home alone, knowing parents won't be home for like 4 hours of whatever, you're watching a romantic movie on tv so you can start on a commercial, not to romantic because she might get into it and not wanna do anything. Start getting closer, and making out then do that for awhile, then move closer to her pants and unbutton then, kiss her along her body, [face, neck, stomach, etc.] And yeaaah. ;D

Roflmao Haha. Man's best friend not the dog.. unless the dog likes peanutbutter.

just my opinion.. it will happen at the right time... if she gestured yes even without asking then go... just don't force her.

lmfao!

unbutton her pants and make suggestive faces <--- like that.

^ haha.

I betcha she wont do it.
Even if you did all the things popel here are saying.

Honestly, is this PG-13?

As I said before.
"ALL I WANT IS BANG BANG BANG."

It just happens..can't really be forced. Well you guys have to talk about it first... and just to let her know that its something you think about and see what she thinks and where she's at. Then, when it happens...it happens.

Topic starter avery: Last Active 3:06 PM, Mar 11 2005.

STOP POSTING, NIGS.

Simple just follow these steps

Step 1: "Accidentally" put pornon the TV if ya'll is together or on the computer.

Step 2: Get the shit slapped out of you for being a pervert.

Step 3: Have a nice day, hell theres always a topless bar...

Make out with her & then you know the rest. Get intimate.

you cant ask. do nice things for her. and thne get her in the mood.

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