My friend IMed me this joke. Im sorry if this has been posted before >< but ive looked for it, and i dont see it..

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Been posted before...

Sounds like a cheap porno... But thats a sick test -.-

... this joke has been posted like 3 times already

disgusting, i dont think i heard it before.

yea its been posted.. i stil think its funny tho =]
what an ass tho.. why do guys get married if theyre not ready to be with just on eperson? doesnt make any sense..
and how could he sleep with her sis and then marry her? o well

Interesting....

Yeah. Been posted before.
FUNNY. (=

I don't get it....

hm..doesn't sound funny to me.

this has been already posted

he went outside, because his car was outside & the moral of the story is?

I thought it was funny... and it's the first time I've ever heard that :)

i've heard it before. its still funny though

whoa strange yet funny and yea already posted

thats on big-boys.com

hahah...i thought it was funny

lols. sigh. ><



what an a-hole. T_T

hella funny. pffft...lol.

Already posted.

lol yeah i've heard this already. and i think it's been posted already..

Funny joke.. but I'd be so pissed if it happened to me.

Lol wow, that's really gotta suck...

lucky guy, huh?

posted already.

amen... the man had to be a jerk, but it was funny. I didnt expect that lol

ehh...

its to long to read

hha i habent heard this one before but it did make me laugh a lil

HAHA. THAT WAS SO HILAROUS!

nyahahhahahha.... that was fun..

I've read this before.

haha. nd guys...they said it mightve been posted already give em a break.

hah funny joke