Well I'm NOT a fan of George W. Bush (surprise surprise)
But here 's this joke I got from a friend.
George Bush goes into this 3rd grade class. After a while they start talking about tragedies. Then Bush asks if anyone knows what a tragedy is. One kid raises his hand and asks,
“If a bus crashes and it’s full of kids, is that a tragedy?”
Bush goes,
“Not that would be an accident.”
Another kid asks,
“If a bunch of people got killed in a nuclear accident, would that be a tragedy?”
Bush says,
“No that would be a great loss.”
Then another kid raises his hand and says,
“If you died in a plane crash, would that be a tragedy?”
Bush answers.
“Yes! How did you know?”
The kid replies,
“Well it wouldn’t be an accident and it wouldn’t be a great loss.”