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Test for Dementia


Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)


First Question:


You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?







Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.




Second Question:


If you overtake the last person, then you are...?




Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?



You're not very good at this! Are you?





Third Question:


Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10.
What is the total?




Scroll down for answer.


Did you get 5000?


The correct answer is actually 4100.


Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?


Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



Answer: Nunu?


NO! Of course not.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again



Okay, now the bonus round:


There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?


He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
KELLYYY
Wow, I feel so stupid. =l

And I think there was a topic on this already, or was this the same topic? o.o
swtchangel
LOL i got all of them right cool.gif
xbr0kensmil3
lol i got the fourth question wrong
mai_z
i got them all right! Yay!
HongKongDong
I got all of them right except the second one.. BLAST!
Outloved
*Sniff Sniff* I didn't get any of them right.
kyuubi319
I got them all right except for the 3rd T.T
iheartjohn
I got them all wrong. stubborn.gif
cocoalightning27
I am a genuis!...I got 2 right...
Archana

All right but the math one.
I heard them before. (=

The math one is SO WEIRD.



SandRAWRz
there was already a topic about these questions
heyyfrankie
wow. i am really stupid. stubborn.gif and i thought i was smart. ermm.gif
rubykirby1990
Yay! Missed math 1 biggrin.gif too lazy to do it in my head. *grabs a calculator and still gets it wrong*
Weird addiction
ive done this before ermm.gif
Animelover113
got them all right, surprisingly.....yay! biggrin.gif
videogamsta
i feel so smart because i got them all right lol
D FACE KILLA
well...I got the math one right so i feel at least a bit smarter than brain dead.
redderstarr
i feel stupid.
Zer_Wil_De_Mach
lol omg i felt so dumb that time lol i like that joke
tofuburger
i got...the first one right.... biggrin.gif
the_crox
mmm.... I fell like so defeated and dumb.
wind&fire
im a genius!
christinaaa
These are hilariousss! ahaha
Trolling
Sadly I got all but one right... And it was the last one -.-
ShEraBaRoO
i got the third and fourth question right... the others... not so good
INSOMNIAC KID
I got the first and last one wrong.
123Shot
Wow...i think i lost some brain cells in the last few years....LOL well that was fun!
nevernothere
Ugh I got 3/5
william
i only got the daughter's one right, THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL STUPID NICKI _dry.gif.
Zer_Wil_De_Mach
where you get the joke??
miss barnes
i'd heard all the questions before and STILL missed them all! dayum
kandiapplegrl
I got all of them right because I've seen this a dozen times [with the exception of the last one].
ANG33ZY
i got one right and the rest wrong.
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