Any ideas on a anti valentines day poem?

don't rhyme but put it in iambic pentameter so at least it sounds like poetry...

I wish it was that simple... My teacher is like 68 and says all poems have to rhyme... I had a 20min arguement today telling him not all poems have to rhyme -.-

I wanna use this poem
"Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that stuff for
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade?
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a bunch of Shit.
So there's my story... what can I say?
Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY! "

But I cant cause of the content

lol rhyming poems don't cut it -_-

but let me try at replacing your errr "teacher objectional content"

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the heck is that stuff for
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get over and pass.
For these relations are fragile as glass.
Thank you but I'll abstain from the boutique
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
The guys act sweet but soon it will fade
and their new found love will be betrayed
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
he must have forgotten, as luck would have it.
So there's my story... what can I say?
February 14th is but another day

You are my hero 0.0. Bah my teacher is so slow... He called attendance today to ask if he can give a detention out in class today -.-

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I HATE YOU!

haha... I'm a poet ;)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
your so creepy
and you smell like poo poo

you've a great lit teacher

Um. I think this can be closed now, seeing as how it's after Valentine's Day.

I like the poem though. Haha.