<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

hah .. i've read this before .. i was laughin so hard ! .. but it's less funny now .. but it's still funny

:-\ at the begining it was funny but as i kept reading it got sorta boring...

haha!

rofl.

nice

lame...

penis jokes are old news, and not funny when they were new

what she said ^

lol, funny stuff

Haha thats hilarious.

wow!


that was pretty funny!

and there we have proof...

hahhahaa...nice.

haha this was pretty funny

halarious! but then it sorta got repetitive

interesting story...lol..

cool. ;)

oh em gee..

you have too much free time on your hands. it`s unhealthy!! jkayy

haha

little sulung hae.

that is totally disgusting lol ahah but funny.

imagine if people with azn accents remade the movie and said wang for wand. lol

haha

haha. thats funny.

hah funny... i didnt get it at first...lol

That... was lame-o :D

Lol.. That was gross and immature.

Oh god. Feeling a big grip of nostalgic harry potter jokes. I liked them the first time around, when I was 12 and actually read harry potter with friends.. And I heard this joke in school.. well not all of it, but most of it. It was pretty funny though.[/wang]

Heh, that's funny. x]

[random] HEEEEEY. This topic posted on my birthday! [/random]

thats one of tha funniest things ever lol rofl lmao lol haha hehe its funny

Lol, that was good.

Wow. This is a first.

Rofl, some of them were actually pretty funny. :)

lmao that was hilarious

Did I reply to this? Whatever.

LOL. The beginning made laugh, but it did get kinda boring after a while.

i agree...wonder how he came up with the idea to replace the word wand with wang......eh..probably gay, right?

i guess that's why she's rich. hidden messages