NOTE: If you are against blonde jokes, I'll apologize ahead of time. We're just doing this for good wholesome fun. I don't mean to offend anyone. Don't ruin the fun, maybe laugh along. Here are a few blonde jokes.

A blonde was hanging by her stomach and man walks by and asks, "What are you doing?"
The blonde replies, "I'm trying to hang myself."
"Well, if you want to hang yourself, tie the rope around your neck," he suggested.
"No, I tried that and I couldn't breathe."

A blonde went to a ventriliquism show. The ventriliquist was making the puppet tell blonde jokes. The blonde was offended so she went up to the man and said, "Stop telling blonde jokes! It's mean and unfair!"
So the man said, "Oh, I'm sorry."
The blonde looked confused and shook her head, "Oh not you, I was talking to your friend."

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: Donut seeds!

Normal jokes:
There was a man visiting his girlfriend's parents. After dinner, he had so much gas, but didn't want to fart because he would make a bad impression. He decided to help clean the dishes to impress them. Their dog was right behind him. He came up with an idea: I'll just fart and blame it on the dog. So he farted.
"Butch!"
He farted again.
"Butch!"
He thought it was going well so he farted everything out.
"BUTCH! GET OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THAT MAN POOPS ON YOU!"

Q: How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 5. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 4 to sing about how much they missed the last one.

Lawyer joke:
There was one priest, one farmer, and one lawyer. Their car broke down in the middle of the road, but they were close enough to walk to the farmer's house to spend the night. There were 2 rooms in the house and only 1 person could be in each room. One person had to sleep in the barn with the animals.
"I'll go. After all, I'm used to the animals on the farm," said the farmer.
So the lawyer and the priest slept in the rooms inside.
An hour later, the farmer came back to the house and complained that there was a cow that wouldn't stop mooing and he couldn't go to sleep.
The priest decided to switch place, "After all, they are all God's creatures and we must live in harmony with them."
So off he went and the farmer and the lawyer slept in the house.
An hour later, the priest came back to the house and told them, "The cow must've been in great pain and I couldn't bear to see or hear it suffering."
So the lawyer decided it was his turn to go the barn. So off he went.
An hour later, there was the cow.

Well, that's it. I have a lot more, but these were just the jokes that were on my mind.

The first two are funny. Lol

i like the 1st 4.

Haha, I like the first ones a lot better... but they're all pretty good!

i only like the first one.. the rest were okay. =)

lols, i liked the donut seeds ones. hehe... donut seeds...

haha i like the 5th one

wow gotta love the blonde jokes

haha i didn't get the last one... there was a cow? gah, i feel stupid.

You're not the only one

lmao the donut seed one was amusing. =D

Haha, I liked the Butch one lol..

i dont get it... someone pm me haha. i know jokes arent funny if you explain it, but i DONT UNDERSTAND IT

i dont get the last one

hahaha they're all funny.

some of those are classics... lol.

ah, there great

those were funny

haha those are funny; but what does the last one mean?

hahahahah the first one is the best

lol! i like the first ones the best

haha! all are funny! but i d0nt get that "cow" part..geez..

i like all of it except the last one. i didn`t get it.

i dont get the last one

I def. don't understand the last one

erm...
i think the lawyer sent the cow there so it wouldnt bother him....

lmao thaz funny

Everything was funni...juz didn't get the last one...hmmm *thinks deeply*... ...

lolz..i like the last one...ocnsidering i'm a law student myself haha...:)

i dont' get the lasst

lol funny. but i didnt get the last one

care to explain? heh.
i cracked up at the donut seed one. hahah.

haha.. like everyone else.. thought all of them were funny except the last one..

didn't get it either.

Well, my guess is...u know how lawyers can get yea? they get so annoying or how people thing of lawyers yea...and since everyone kept coming back becuz of some other reason..the cow came back cuz of the lawyer prolly cuz the cow couldn't stand the lawyer...lolz Well that's what i think...hehe.. there could be another point about the last joke...any lawyers/lawyers to be out therE?

I MADE UP THE DOUGHNUT SEEDS!

lmao-funny jokes
but i still don't get the last one

LOL the first two were good, i don`t get the lawyer joke tho.

the only one i actually got was the one with the donut
LOLSS it was funny

rofl. That's funny.

I think thats what he meant, but by the ending, you can't tell. "The cow was there".

I loved the other ones though.

this is pretty old..i think i read it bfore...

Yes. Everyone was complaining about the cow and came to the house. But the cow was complaining about the lawyer and came to the house.

i like all of them! i'm a blonde too...and i understand the last one.

those are good. i finally get the last one lol

funny...took me forever to get the last one...

The first few are nice. I've heard the last one but it had a different ending.

i liked the blonde jokes..

No. The cow was annoyed by the lawyer, just like everyone else was annoyed by the cow, so they went back to the house.

For the last joke.. the cow got annoyed by the lawyer. Hope everyone gets it now..

Anyways, I've heard all of those.

haha! the first one was funny! no offense to all the ppl who don't like blonde jokes or are blonde. but the rest were funny 2!

haha dese are funny