xD_toooften
Apr 2 2005, 04:23 PM
95% of guys masturbate
65% of women masturbate
it's just a thing that people do, like BREATHE
btw, i dont masturbate.
IamRad
Apr 2 2005, 04:50 PM
makes em feel wanted? haha idk
Soleil
Apr 2 2005, 05:27 PM
QUOTE(sweetdreamsx3 @ Feb 12 2005, 2:41 PM)
To get pleasure since they can't get the real thing?
Hahaa!! Too true.
blah122986
Apr 18 2005, 07:39 PM
it feels good...yeah....u should try it....
starlette
Apr 18 2005, 07:40 PM
QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Feb 12 2005, 2:31 PM)
more wanking?
god this site is like horny-fest it really is
thank you. thats all I ahev to say about that.
stolenantics
Apr 18 2005, 07:41 PM
girls do it also some more than guys so we just cant ask "why do guys like to masturbate?" when chicks do it also
soulless727
Apr 20 2005, 12:08 PM
i like purple ponies
eenycee
Apr 27 2005, 10:00 AM
pleasure i guess.
blondisnirvana
Apr 27 2005, 11:07 PM
It makes feel all good inside.
xXYouMeBedNowXx
Apr 27 2005, 11:15 PM
O_o.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh...what they said?
wickedcurse
Apr 28 2005, 02:26 AM
guys masturbate because:
* release sexual tension
* release depression...
*for pleasure
*horniness
*hobby
hardbodyactiv
Apr 28 2005, 09:20 AM
QUOTE(wickedcurse @ Apr 28 2005, 8:26 AM)
guys masturbate because:
* release sexual tension
* release depression...
*for pleasure
*horniness
*hobby
Hobby!! I nearly shit myself I laughed so much @ that 1.
Men and women and in fact all mammals masturbate. Its natural and a necessary part of life. The release of endorphines (brain produced morphine-like hormone)during the act and especially as u cum are what your body enjoys most and why you feel so relaxed after.
It is not true that its only necessary when you're not in a relationship. Couples and married people do it all the time and its by far the best way to find out what kind of touch turns you on, in addition to exploring your fantasies.
But wanking as a hobby!!! Now thats one craft shop I want to avoid thanx.
taintedtrash
Apr 29 2005, 08:40 AM
the same reason girls do, hunny
Azurium
Apr 30 2005, 05:09 PM
Guys masterbate to make themselves feel strong and proud.
sk8ter4life750
May 26 2005, 09:06 PM
Fells good. Relaxis ya, um relieves pressure. I dunno we just do.
ANG33ZY
May 26 2005, 09:07 PM
Because it feels good
000000000000000
May 27 2005, 04:03 AM
QUOTE(DaTru KataLYST @ Feb 13 2005, 8:22 AM)
i have 5 in my closet right now, Gigi!

!? Five of what? ...
Le_Jay
May 27 2005, 04:28 AM
I don't masturbate because I get the real thing.
howie
May 28 2005, 08:34 AM
do it when have no real sex of coz...
joel_01
May 28 2005, 08:51 AM
such a stupid ques. i mean DUH!
bonjour
May 28 2005, 03:39 PM
i have had sex and i still jack off.
like most, i am horny pretty often and so jacking off is a good way to get "(solo) sex" whenever
Stephan2004x
Jun 1 2005, 01:08 AM
Like everyone else in this forum, I think the main reason why people masturbate is to release sexual tension and the others mentioned. It's human nature. Masturbation is a common thing.
-Stephan
iNyCxShoRT
Jun 1 2005, 09:46 PM
Why? I'll tell you why, HORMONES.
O x LiseE x O
Jun 2 2005, 07:58 AM
Let's see...
It's 12PM, your horny as hell;
Your girlfriend is outta town so she can't sneak over;
You wanna have sex but you can't?;
Their is no one to have sex with;
So you give your self a handjob;
It feels good so you continue to do it when you can't get any;
Basically "Because it feels good."
BeyondElite
Jun 2 2005, 05:38 PM
You can simple release sexual tension, release mood-elevating hormones that help ward off depression, reduce embarrassing spontaneous erections, reduce the number of unwanted wet dreams and has no risk of pregnancy or infection. I got it from somewhere, and it is very true.
Shana_Kru
Jun 2 2005, 05:41 PM
QUOTE(LEDO_D0RKETTE @ Feb 12 2005, 5:32 PM)
Prolly because they want a "burning sensation". LmfaO!! burning evan!
The-Mach-Hare
Jun 3 2005, 02:45 PM
someone said something like why do they do it instead of just having sex...well not all 12-13 year olds have buttloads of sex right as they hit puberty...show me one 12-13 year old that goes out and has sex every night instead of masturbating
yycleo
Jun 3 2005, 03:13 PM
y most of the replies r from girls =.=||
CallMeJealousy
Jun 4 2005, 04:14 AM
HAHA mannn
These Jason topics are just hilarious
But in all seriousness people masturbate because, well, it feels good I spose.
chaneun
Jun 4 2005, 01:19 PM
...Aren't you a guy?
Eryi
Jun 4 2005, 01:27 PM
Oh yeah. Masturbating is sex, but by yourself.
OoOsNaPz iTz LA
Jun 4 2005, 02:49 PM
eeew...masturbating...grooossssssssss >o<
uLoVeMikeRoch
Jun 4 2005, 03:29 PM
^^ Yeah, you must think it's gross. Especially when you type like a freaking 10 year old. So, im guessing you are 10.
You know why we like to masterbate? Because they haven't invented Canned Bread for normal people. Until there is Canned Bread for us, we are going to masterbate like... People Masterbating.
jnukes
Jun 4 2005, 03:44 PM
QUOTE(O x LiseE x O @ Jun 2 2005, 4:58 AM)
Let's see...
It's 12PM, your horny as hell;
Your girlfriend is outta town so she can't sneak over;
You wanna have sex but you can't?;
Their is no one to have sex with;
So you give your self a handjob;
It feels good so you continue to do it when you can't get any;
Basically "Because it feels good."
12 PM ?? .. who has sex @ noon ?? lol .. -- well i wouldn't know since i'm only 14 ..
butt -- Jason , make it sound so easy to gett a girl to have sex w/ you. it's just .. hormones , just like everyone else said .
sk8ter4life750
Jun 7 2005, 10:53 PM
We just do..
aaNtt
Jul 2 2005, 03:55 PM
cuz it feels sweet
[Deep]Thought63
Jul 9 2005, 03:27 AM
tension i guess, i don't know
[Scr3amin][Horror]
Jul 9 2005, 12:34 PM
enyceXaddiction
Jul 9 2005, 12:35 PM
cause they cant get the real thing
lKVNiiKINKYl
Jul 9 2005, 12:37 PM
That's like asking us not to breathe
[Scr3amin][Horror]
Jul 9 2005, 12:38 PM
^
Ughhh ew?
Wow do you guys want it that badly?
lKVNiiKINKYl
Jul 9 2005, 03:44 PM
Well, sometime's its just...there...and up. Like every morning, I need to re-adjust myself and it's really embarrasing when your at the beach or pool or something. It makes it fall back asleep =)
anubis
Jul 9 2005, 03:49 PM
it's how we were created.
it's in our.... human DNA
mocassinsx29
Jul 9 2005, 11:08 PM
To release building tension and also see what you "prefer" and explore yourself. I know that sounds nasty to some people but it's true.
Paradox of Life
Jul 9 2005, 11:28 PM
Holy crap this is old.
JlIaTMK
Jul 9 2005, 11:54 PM
hahaha... okay, Jason, the whole "I'd rather like to have real sex thing" isn't doing well for the excuses of your curiousty towards masturbation.
Interestingly enough, I masturbate because I definately like spewing random thick, white stuff all over pedophees.
Raiu
Jul 16 2005, 03:22 PM
I've never actully done it but I'll tell ya when Kev, my boyfriend, does something involving his mouth and me lets just say I look like this
wonder__man
Jul 17 2005, 03:02 PM
you get a feeling of greatness, and some guys cant or dont want to get lei'd, so they masturbate
squashie
Aug 31 2005, 04:44 PM
pay attn in biology =) its called puberty. and when you hit puberty, you start getting a hormone called testosterone. thats what makes you "horny". and so you start thinking about sex every so often haha. like every other 5 minutes. but yeah. its just that ur in puberty. if you are not up to puberty yet and are obsessing over sex, you are a pervert and shouldnt even be reading this thread. if you are over puberty and thinking about sex every second, you are also a pervert. =DD
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