Fallen_Fairy
Feb 12 2005, 08:17 AM
Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
dani41790
Feb 12 2005, 07:58 PM
rofl! haha thats funny
Skyline Drive
Feb 12 2005, 08:21 PM
LOL WTH haha
lilphoenix
Feb 12 2005, 10:33 PM
That's messed up...
jnukes
Feb 13 2005, 04:14 AM
i don't get it
dahding
Feb 13 2005, 09:42 AM
QUOTE(jnukes @ Feb 13 2005, 4:14 AM)
use ur sixth sense of perversion. if it doth exist.
SMUSHiENESS
Feb 13 2005, 09:43 AM
lols, shorta mean though..
swtchangel
Feb 13 2005, 10:21 PM
QUOTE
i don't get it
in the olympics gold is first place winner, silver is second, and bronze is third. and when you "come" during sex is like your orgasm or wtevr so the joke means that it would be nice if the wife came first this time or something.. iono maybe she tries to "please him" and he doesnt? im not sure lol
SandRAWRz
Feb 13 2005, 11:03 PM
QUOTE(jnukes @ Feb 13 2005, 4:14 AM)
same, i think i get it but i am not sure..
SkaironFrenzy
Feb 15 2005, 08:38 PM
haha i get it.... funny
Ington
Feb 15 2005, 08:43 PM
QUOTE(jnukes @ Feb 13 2005, 4:14 AM)
I immediately got it. Haha.
xbr0kensmil3
Feb 15 2005, 08:53 PM
i think i got it...or maybe not
Fallen_Fairy
Feb 15 2005, 09:09 PM
i'm glad ya'll liked it, i read it at like 4 in the morning and busted out laughing, my mom wasn't to pleased with the comotion i started
freeflow
Feb 15 2005, 09:30 PM
hahahah yeah its funny .. i took me a lil while to get it .. lolz
EmmalieV
Feb 15 2005, 09:37 PM
hmm semi dry humor 0_O
smilz2dasun
Feb 19 2005, 02:09 AM
rofl.. thats funny. good stuff.
demolished
Feb 19 2005, 02:11 AM
lol, that's hilarouis =] great topic.
literemix24
Feb 20 2005, 12:16 PM
i dunn get it..
Archana
Feb 20 2005, 09:30 PM
I get it.
Kind of lame buhh yeah.
tofuburger
Feb 26 2005, 05:41 AM
oo...burn
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